Murdered by Words

Guy in the beige shirt accidentally came out wearing his little brother's face.

This is an example of more dollars than sense. They look terrible and paid good money for the privilege.

That second guy is one fart away from a public nudity charge.

I’m not a complete fucking bellend.

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I don't think you should subject everyone in public to having to see the entire shape of your cock and balls in pants that are so tight you can't even walk in them.

"What's preventing you from dressing like this?"

My moderate self esteem.

I can't stand tight clothes especially shirts. There are very few things more annoying and uncomfortable than a shirt that desperately wants to burrow into your armpit.

As for the pants I can't say I'd enjoy needing a changing partner:

What's preventing me? For one, actually having taste in clothing.

I am not dressing for you. I am dressing for my own comfort and to satisfy legal requirements.

Men, what's preventing you to dress like this?

The fact that my girlfriend would die from laughter if I did.

They've all got chicken legs

i dont want my balls squished. and want to be comfortable

Not wanting to look like Douchebag McDouchebagface is what's stopping people from looking like that.

My nuts would never forgive me

They almost look shrink wrapped

Also I try not to wear plastics.

Because I don't shop in the kids section.

• I prefer to wear socks
• I used to be fat, so skin tight shirts don't look good on me
• I like button up shirts
• In cool weather when I wear long trousers, I prefer not to have my ankles frozen
• In hot weather I'm keeping as much of my legs bare as available men's bottom wear allows

All in all I don't like that style. I knew a boy who liked that style as a youth, he was a arsehole

Walking in with my pants rolled up to mid-calf and the knees busted out like I've been giving head at the local truck stop for the last three weeks. I've got a full head of hair, yet I insist on shaving everything but the crown. I absolutely cannot grow a beard, and I refuse to get a proper shave. I'm wearing a watch in the year 2025, purely to show off how much money I can throw at one of the only allowed men's accessories. Neck. Tattoos. There's a 50/50 chance I'm wearing socks.

The entire cast of the Jersey Shore is lining up to get my number. Everyone else is staying at the distance necessary not to smell the patchouli.

Give it about ten years and the popular style will pendulum back to fitted/tight clothing.

Just like it was before the current baggy trend and after the previous baggy trend, which was preceded by another tight trend, which was preceded by another baggy trend, and so on and so on

I've managed to buy clothes since I left the eighth grade.

Dudes look like a still image for a gay fashion themed Sims 4 pack

The ability to move without squeaking.

Their arms are as big as their thigh. How can you even do that?

Leg day.

Because I don’t aspire to drive an Audi.

Because I'm 55 years old and would—shockingly—even appear more of a buffoon than they?

Seems like a fairly good reason to me.

Short socks make me feel gross

They give off dbag vibes

What a bunch of jabronis

All my trousers are too tight, it's the washing machine I swear

Totally not gay, bro

What's this? The chess club? Robotics? They look like nerds. Twerps even. Real dorks.

• You will have my sword
• And my axe
• And my bow
• I'm looking for Horcruxes

Showing off those sexy ankles would've gotten them in quite the pickle back in the late 1800s.

Personally for me I have massive legs even without working out( benefits of overweight with the right genetics) and I can't get the skinny jeans past my calves. 🤷‍♂️

It would also look ridiculous on me.

I would never wear long jeans that are not long enough and low socks to expose my ankles, that would feel terrible.