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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't have a dog in this horse.

[–] robolemmy@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't have a race in this fight.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago

"I don't fight in other people's races."

Implies that my fighting is done strictly at my own behest:-).

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 39 points 2 months ago (3 children)

My two favorite malaphors:

  • It's not rocket surgery.
  • We will burn that bridge when we get to it.
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That’s all water under the fridge at this point.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not sure what's the idiom with "fridge" in it.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There isn’t one, it’s a malaphor imposter!

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Malaphor, my new favorite word Also: "she looks like she's been through the run of the mill"

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 3 points 1 month ago

"He looks like he fell out of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down."

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 4 points 1 month ago

I use those both regularly. And people seem totally unable to tell whether I am doing it on purpose.

[–] ggppjj@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Shit or get out of the kitchen" is my current favorite malaphor.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I use "We'll burn that bridge when we come to it" pretty frequently myself

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"not the sharpest knife in the cookie jar"

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[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] Blackout@fedia.io 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I don't have a hot dog in this bun" - me to the Costco worker.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

"Whatever guy, it's like $2 and I know you just swallowed the whole damn thing, but here, sure, I'll give you another one while you hold your bag with 5 pounds of hot pockets and a 3L bottle of Johnny Walker blue. "

-the Costco worker

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm not a native English speaker, but in my experience "I don't have a horse in this race" seems more common.

[–] Acamon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm a native, and I'd agree. But it's a funny post so, I'll ignore that.

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

IMO, "dog in this fight" is more common where Ive lived: Appalachia, mid-Atlantic, Midwest. I wouldn't be surprised if it also varies by region, class, etc.

[–] Aedis@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

"I'm not the sharpest crayon in the basket. "

"Does the pope shit in the woods?"

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

"He was like a dildo in a lightbulb store: wasn't the brightest, but never failed to please his teacher."

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"I don't have a horse in this dog": incoherent, fanciful, drunk

[–] kubica@fedia.io 9 points 2 months ago

Grim? Tell spanish people: "I don't have a candle in this burial."

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

“I don’t have a sea slug in this drive by.” Conjures images of underwater sea violence and muddies your message.

[–] Randomdude@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Not my circus, not my monkeys.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"I don't have a race-fight in this horse-dog" : questionable morals; supernatural or sci-fi undertones; a good chance for double-takes, perhaps even the odd triple-take

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[–] myslsl@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't have a don't in this don't.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

This is the true evolution

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I prefer, due to my white trash rural roots:

"That dog won't hunt."

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There's a YouTuber named Memoria Matters who has an inside joke that she's trying to popularize the idiom "too many dogs on the dance floor". I'm pretty sure it doesn't have any particular meaning, however. It came up quite a few times during her Alien: Isolation let's play, however.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dammit, that's too fantastic to NOT be an idiom

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Sounds like the name of the next hit single from Reel Big Fish

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I don't have any skin in this game"

Who's betting pieces of skin?

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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago

Depends whether their cow is in a ditch

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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I dont have a horse in this fight" makes sense if context is Calvary charge. I dk im drunk.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

And a dog in this race for greyhound racing

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago

The older "Dog in the hunt" is a bit less grim.

Unless you're a fox...

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

"I don't have a monkey in this circus"

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I don't know. I don't have a horse in this dogfight. Still working on his pilot's license.

[–] Quadrexium@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

i have no beef in this stew

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

"I don't have a child with this horse."

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 months ago

I don't have one horse size duck or 100 duck sized horses in this race.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Wow, that does provoke strong imagery. That's a great looking dog in a great looking race. I hope he wins.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

did someone say synthesis?

[–] BCOVertigo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

'Corn Maze' by Aesop Rock

"The phone pings from a pillow fort in a corn maze. I don't have a horse in your war games"

https://redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=gqY2CNMsFKw

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

I don't have a fight in this race

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