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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] burt@programming.dev 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Guillotine test subject

[–] hungprocess@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 3 months ago

small boat anchor

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago
[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago

fertilizer. and he'd be terrible at that, too.

[–] WatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago

Used car lot salesman. Spokesman for a spray paint company. Padded underwear model.

[–] BillDaCatt@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Crash Test Dummy

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Medical science research subject. Finding out how he is still alive with that lifestyle could benefit millions of more deserving people.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] ReakDuck@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Actor. He was one, and I assume he still thinks he is one, when looking at the meeting with the Ukraine President Zelensky

[–] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I doubt he could put in a full day or even deal with ten seconds of a rude boss or customer, but working the fries was the only time he's ever seemed genuinely happy.

Well, that and that tape where he's shooting the shit with Epstein at some party.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I would pay to see him pull a 8+ hour shift at a McDollads. Hell, i would pay his week/fornight (McDonalds) payrate to see a full livestreem of him there.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

A & P cadaver.

[–] PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

President of the United States. He meets all constitutional requirements and the electoral college gave him more then half the votes. Pretty cut and dry. Beyond that when people talk about "qualifications" they are typically talking out of their ass and trying to justify something ex-post facto.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago

Basically any job Mike Rowe did on his TV series. And Mike can join him.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago