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Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Pic 42 shows the outline where the Millennium Falcon is parked underground.
I don't get it.. star wars?
Photos 16-19.
Star Wars aside, why are there so many pictures of their stuff? Like a close up of knick knacks and a plate of cookies? Are they leaving their shit behind as part of the sale?
Usually not, likely all that furniture is used as props and might be removed if the buyer doesn't want it. Still, why would you post a picture of cookies and stuff when trying to sell a house? Kind of dumb.
You're not paying £1.7m for a house... you're "investing into a lifestyle"... those arty photos will sell it more than any details like dimensions
The photos are a quality that is expected with a real estate agent having a listing at that tax bracket.
If the photos were practical, that agent isn't going to be of a quality that someone of means "deserves" to work with.
There is a giant psychological game that people in a sales position has to play and real estate mind games for high net worth are batshit. Imagine trying to sell shit for Patrick Bateman when the deal could not happen because they got the wrong impression.
I worked as a real estate agent, and you're correct that there is a reason to have those items in the home for tours. You want the house to feel luxurious, open, uncluttered, decorated but with enough space for all the buyer's stuff. You also want it to look like the previous owner was rich and meticulous, giving people a sense that they would have immediately fixed that leaky pipe or paid a pro to install the dishwasher. You bake cookies before an open house or a showing to make the house smell nice.
There's absolutely no reason to take and post a photo of a close up of a little paperweight statue. You don't need a closeup photo of cookies.
I kinda love it. It's a nice pick up between the pretty, but extremely bland, rest of the house.
Don't know that I'd love it six months down the line after some redecorating was done.
that is some fuck you money
Add a faux table-top on the pool table for hosting game nights and I am 1000% behind the whole game room sitch.
Ngl I’d buy it if I had the cash.
Whats going on at the end there? Is that a gerrymandered property line?
Access road.
I don't know an English term for it, but in Danish we call them pork chip properties because of the shape. It happens when someone splits their property to make a second house in the previous backyard.
Just like the republicans like it.
Would.
Japaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese.
And what's with those grapes?
Is that fountain made up from what's left of Alderaan?
Cool place tho. If I had £1.7m to spend I'd consider it.
That's like a 2/1 in California. Anyone considering buying in California should buy this instead. Just math.