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Ducking right (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 days ago by CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] AnotherMadHatter@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 64 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As the bullets whizzed past my head I ran at the enemy fucking and weaving the hail of fire.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

As well you should. Duck 'em up!

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Gorram right!

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

I actually do because we tried to swear less when we had a baby

Now it's hard to stop even if I am not around my baby or swear word hating spouse

[–] Taalen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Android user here. It finally happened a couple of months back. I wrote "duck", autocorrect changed it to "fuck".

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Mommy fuck and her fucklings go fucking around

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

Russian porn sites be like..

[–] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

That's duckling, not ducking...

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 days ago

I’m fucking the comment section on this one.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

Audio fucking is an important feature to smoothly integrate notifications alongside media without pausing

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Ducking autocorrupt

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Ah duck this, I'm fucking out of this one

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ducking, as in to duck or reduce height. To reduce the height of the audio levels.

[–] ReversalHatchery@beehaw.org 1 points 1 day ago

I sometimes go ducking on the internet to figure out what audio ducking means, because I hate google

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Fodge, Fuck, Fip, Five, & Fodge

(Coincidentally my favorite law firm)

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

What if you're in one of those bouncy castle things with the big wheel that turns around and you have to duck to avoid it?

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Interestingly my iPhone will autocorrect ducking to fucking for me. Guess I use it enough?

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

iPhone Voicemail Transcriptions aren't always accurate... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdhC6xTbwTs

[–] No1ButtMe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Fucking right that’s why you train that bitch

[–] stephen@lazysoci.al 1 points 2 days ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ducking_stool