Right Here, Right Now, in my ass.
this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2025
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Big iron in my ass
Bat out of Hell in my Ass
Every Time We Touch in my ass
Blown by the Wind in my Ass
It Ain't Over Til It's Over In My Ass
(Lenny Kravitz)
Fuck you in my head in my ass.
The look you give that guy in my ass
Fine... Opens Spotify
"My Best Friends... In my ass" - Pokemon
Oh wait, no, that would be the next track. The previous one was:
"Stand Out... In My Ass" - Tevin Campbell
Wicked Game In My Ass
"German Sex Tourist" - in my ass
Well, mistress, the internet said it’s time for me to get pegged again.
Can't stand it in my ass (Mungo's Hi Fi)
Rhinestone eyes in my ass
Love me in my ass
Evacuation in my ass? Sounds about right.
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Anytime Anywhere in my ass
The heart from your hate in my ass
Stereo No Aware in my ass
You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it's your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat in my ass
Soup in my ass
Smells like nirvana in my ass.
(Weird Al)
Let it go in my ass
And the beat goes on in my ass
Love for me too in my ass
Tell me why in my ass
The past is a grotesque animal in my arse
I Quit In My Ass
Hey Living People ... in my ass
I'm currently listening to it and my playlist could have a few other "interesting" outcomes, like
- Children of the Dark ... in my ass
- Babylon brennt (burns) ... in my ass
- Feuer und Erz (Fire and ore) ... in my ass
- Warzone ... in my ass
- Between Heavan and Hell ... in my ass
I'm not sure if I'm just (un)lucky or if this works with too many song titles...
Maybe ts just taco bell
Heart shaped box in my ass.
Music for bugs in my ass (Camiidae)
Anthem for No State, Pt. I in my ass
uhh.. I guess my prostate will have to sit this one out
Strike of the beast in my ass
What happens now? (in my ass)
Nope.
X gon' give it to ya in the ass
1-800-EAT-SHIT in my ass, talk about kismet
(Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol, awesome band I just discovered)
It's a sin in my ass
Numb Little Bug in my ass
Come and go in my ass~