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[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago

Anthem for No State, Pt. I in my ass

uhh.. I guess my prostate will have to sit this one out

[–] nshibj@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

What happens now? (in my ass)

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Southern man in my ass

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

"Hellfire" in my ass

[–] drewbelloc@ani.social 3 points 5 days ago

Raise your banner in my ass

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's a great day to be alive in my ass

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[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 5 days ago

“Jump, jive, roar in my ass.”

Oh dear.

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Sledgehammer in my ass

[–] WandowsVista@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

like a stone in my ass

[–] Someone8765210932@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hey Living People ... in my ass

I'm currently listening to it and my playlist could have a few other "interesting" outcomes, like

I'm not sure if I'm just (un)lucky or if this works with too many song titles...

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[–] plsnerf7@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Landmines (in my ass) - Architects

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago

Strike of the beast in my ass

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Modern Gas In My Ass

[–] syaochan@feddit.it 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Bette Davis Eyes in my ass.

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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Nothing at All in My Ass

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Not this time in my ass. Song by F-minus.

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I was listening to some Oliver Tree so it's going to be: "Oliver Tree fights camera man during live performance in my ass"

That explains the gas xD

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 points 4 days ago

(by Masego) Mystery lady in my ass

[–] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 3 points 5 days ago

Shivers in my ass

[–] RouxBru@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

It's a sin in my ass

Eternal Procession in my ass.

[–] gilgameth@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Mademoiselle chante le blues in my ass

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Queen of the dark horizons in my ass

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[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Monster in my ass

[–] kaprap@leminal.space 2 points 4 days ago

Fat man in my ass

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 4 days ago

Crazy fucking robot body in my ass?

[–] frostingold@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 days ago

Break In To Break Out in my ass.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 4 days ago

You are now interacting with other nationalities and ethnicities maybe? In my ass.

[–] syreus@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Beautiful Boy(Darling Boy) in my ass

[–] Hellstormy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

Navigating in my Ass

[–] Monster96@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Holding Out for a Hero in my ass

[–] ptrsd@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago

Reminds me of this commercial

https://youtu.be/3RcrRRlKTUM

[–] ritsku@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Don't think it really works with this one

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

This would mean?

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

last train home in my ass.

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[–] theargusiv@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Time In A Bottle.

Oh no...

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[–] Eloise@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Weird Motorized Instrument in my ass

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[–] Axiochus@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

That funny feeling in my ass

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago

Crawl to me... in my ass.

This is actually incredibly funny given that the song is a parody of nu metal songs of the late 90s.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

Smooth criminal in my ass.

Oh no!

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