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[–] Maldreamer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Butterflies and Hurricanes in my Ass.

I love Muse!

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Bat out of Hell in my Ass

[–] viduq@lemmy.kde.social 3 points 1 week ago

The look you give that guy in my ass

[–] drewbelloc@ani.social 3 points 1 week ago

Raise your banner in my ass

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Heart shaped box in my ass.

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 3 points 1 week ago

Strawberry wine in my ass

[–] FlorisJan@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 1 week ago

I've never been to my ass

[–] Sailing7@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Light it up in my ass.

Welllllllll (Major Lazer - Light it up)

[–] deceiver@infosec.pub 3 points 1 week ago

Baby, I Love You in my ass

[–] nett_hier@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

A moment apart in my ass

[–] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

More than this in my ass

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

All I wanna do is have some fun ...

[–] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 3 points 1 week ago

Shivers in my ass

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago

Chemistry in my ass.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 1 week ago

Pour Some Sugar On Me In My Ass

Highway To Hell In My Ass

Of all the days to add some AC/DC to my Cyberpunk 2077 custom radio station..

[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Somethin' stupid in my ass

[–] stefenauris@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Perfect celebrity in my ass.

Do I get to pick the celebrity?

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[–] canihasaccount@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The pot in my ass

[–] callmepk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Night and happiness in my ass

[–] rayboy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Possum Kingdom in my ass

[–] Spikey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] BenThereDoneThat@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago
[–] raptore39@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now still waters in my ass

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 3 points 1 week ago

To where the river flows in my ass

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Right back in it my ass

(Seriously look up Leela James, she is great!)

[–] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The song of the guitar in my ass

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[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Love on a 45 in my ass (the song that started while reading this)

Alternatively the song that actually finished before reading the title

The beat don't feel the same in my ass

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 2 points 1 week ago

Stay (by Fisher) in My Ass

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Victory in my ass. I like it...

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Relax in my ass.

I'm fully aware of the irony here, considering what the song is about.

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Katamari's 5am Mourning Routine in my ass

Really hope the little prince isn't rolling my shit into a ball...

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

That might be what's causing your constipation

[–] Metju@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Gun in my ass

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The path in my ass (or A new beginning in my ass)

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago

Uh… I regret this.

Little Saddie… in the ass.

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 2 points 1 week ago

Bouncy castle in my ass

[–] AHamSandwich@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Total Eclipse of the Heart In My Ass

[–] ne0phyte@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Bingo in Hell in my Ass

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

Dim sum paradise in my ass

[–] alphapuggle@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

Teeth in my ass

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