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[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Love on a 45 in my ass (the song that started while reading this)

Alternatively the song that actually finished before reading the title

The beat don't feel the same in my ass

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

America, Girl in my ass.

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Relax in my ass.

I'm fully aware of the irony here, considering what the song is about.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Getting a bit philosophical

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Katamari's 5am Mourning Routine in my ass

Really hope the little prince isn't rolling my shit into a ball...

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[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

Strike of the beast in my ass

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 3 weeks ago

Deficit in my ass

[–] soupguy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Shoog Shoog in my ass.

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Eagles of the Trident in my ass

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

Sayonara in my ass. By Kenshi Yonezu.

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

La-Le-Lu in my ass

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 1 points 3 weeks ago

something about dynomite

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

"All the world is mad in my ass" by Thrice in my ass

[–] Hastur@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

I wish it would rain down... In my ass?

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

Forth Erolingas in my ass.

[–] CutekittyAlexa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

Hot on the heels of love in the ass

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

Scattered and Lost...

[–] Liz@midwest.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

The California High Speed Rail Songin my ass.

[–] Hellbent@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

No more monkeys jumping on the bed… in my ass

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Starfire 500 in my ass

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

06 Burst in my ass...

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Song of the Deep in my ass.

thanks Darren Korb.

[–] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I'm Just a Kid...in my ass. I don't like what this is implying

[–] Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 weeks ago

Live to love in my ass (Lol)

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Aerial Troubles (In My Ass) - Stereolab

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 points 3 weeks ago

When I grow up, in my ass

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

No surprises in my ass. I guess that’s true.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Sabotage in my ass

Listened to this song because of the beastie boys post

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

Hell March in my ass?

I mean, should I call in sick tomorrow?

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

Nevertheless in my ass

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Cruising to self soothe in my ass

[–] Niksolo80@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Hypa Hypa in my ass

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Pigeonometry in my ass?

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Aqueous Transmission in my ass

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

“Witch Hunt” in my ass.

[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Crest of the wave in my ass

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

ma pi mama mi in my ass? Fitting an entire fatherland in there would be difficult but ok

[–] ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Discipline in my ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw5t6EbY4Q4

I recommend this concept album to anyone who wants to hear a good story in rap form with beautiful instrumentals

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

The Perpendicular Waltz in my ass.

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Forest Temple (1 Hour version) in my ass

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

The Song of Eärendil in my Ass

[–] Disinformation_Bot@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Starman in my ass

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Irving watermelon in my ass

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