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submitted 3 months ago by Emerald@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Getting a bit philosophical

[–] Lonewanderer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Time flies by... in my ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5B8D00pngs

[–] ronflex@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

graves in my ass

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

A Skull Full of Maggots in my Ass

[–] DizzyAV@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I meaaaan....

[–] Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Radioactive Toy in my ass...

[–] jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Tool Assisted Speedcore (TQBF Frame Advance Remix) in my arse.

[–] starbrite@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

Candles in my ass

[–] voxthefox@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Necromancer dancing in my ass, apropos

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[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

La-Le-Lu in my ass

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Not like us in my ass

[–] Hana@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

conception for three forms of unhappiness at the state of existence in my ass

[–] Dragonborn3810@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Move to San Francisco in my ass

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I haven't listened to any music since yesterday so here's some from my music playlist:

  • don't be a fool in my ass
  • the whole town's laughing at m(y ass)
  • dancin (with) my ass
  • master of flame in my ass
  • the fire and the flames in my ass
  • clubbed to death (with) my ass
  • dare to be stupid in my ass
  • in the house, in a heartbeat, in my ass

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE:

  • rules of nature in my ass
  • meat grinder in my ass
  • outrun the wolves in my ass
  • sharks in my ass
  • ghosts 'n stuff in my ass
  • small enemy spider in my ass
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

That's A-Plenty In My Ass

(From the charming album Bing & Ella)

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Bluebird in my ass - Paul McCartney

[–] CyberneticOwl@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Sequoia in my ass. Yikes.

[–] Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

Molly is a babe, in my ass

[–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Get down in my ass. (Nas)

[–] JFLennson@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago

Stockholm Syndrom in my ass.

[–] owsei@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

Other drugs in my ass

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago

Wacky workbench in my ass

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Irving watermelon in my ass

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

Sayonara in my ass. By Kenshi Yonezu.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Left & Right in my ass

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Mr. Jones in my ass.

[–] Disinformation_Bot@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Starman in my ass

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 points 3 months ago

A Christmas Fucking Miracle in My Ass

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

The Song of Eärendil in my Ass

[–] frostingold@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

Break In To Break Out in my ass.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Forest Temple (1 Hour version) in my ass

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

The Perpendicular Waltz in my ass.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

feel so low in my ass

[–] ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Discipline in my ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw5t6EbY4Q4

I recommend this concept album to anyone who wants to hear a good story in rap form with beautiful instrumentals

[–] 4shtonButcher@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago

Good Riddance in my ass.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

ma pi mama mi in my ass? Fitting an entire fatherland in there would be difficult but ok

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

Stressed Out in my ass

[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Crest of the wave in my ass

[–] Thecalicocar@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Treasure in my ass

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

D.H.A.N.T.Z. in my ass

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Aqueous Transmission in my ass

[–] Comtief@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Star wars rebels theme

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Pigeonometry in my ass?

[–] Niksolo80@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Hypa Hypa in my ass

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