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This is why we have a defense budget (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 hours ago

A missile is not enough... Deploy the pyro

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 6 hours ago

Yes sir, but first.

CORPORAL

ENHANCE IMAGE

[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 3 points 5 hours ago

I've seen way too many of these cars, both in my town and in other states. I always want to know what could compel this vibe but I keep my distance, and I've never seen a driver.

[–] uis@lemm.ee 3 points 5 hours ago

Most japanese truck

[–] MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 17 points 9 hours ago

I wouldn't mess with that truck if I were you. It's obviously boobytraped.

[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

But why? I would not bomb it more than any other truck

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

They cranked the cringe to 11... No, 12... To the point it's painful.

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Better than truck nuts honestly

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Good way to get rear ended

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Ayooo

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 22 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Hey! I recognize some of those Monster Musume girls! That's some pretty harmless, wholesome ecchi stuff.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 3 points 6 hours ago

Yeah there's Eris (was that her name?) On the right as well, Highschool DxD man that is nostalgic 13 year old stuff right there

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

harmless

wholesome

ecchi

Mods, ban him.

[–] Matombo@feddit.org 4 points 9 hours ago

both of you get upvotes ^^

[–] trslim@pawb.social 37 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly, I'd rather see this than the crazy fuckin maga bullshit people around here have. Could use more hot anime men on it tho.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Chud in a jacked up F-350 with Molon labe bumper stickers, Don't Tread on Me License Plates, and a big Fuck-You QAnon themed MAGA Flag versus Weeb driving a Rice Rocket covered in horny anime stickers

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

A guy on my street does both with bonus Elon simping while driving a Subaru

[–] ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 2 points 5 hours ago

I am so missing out being British.

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 27 points 21 hours ago

I dunno, boobs are more pleasant to look at than other crap I see on vehicles.

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 13 points 19 hours ago

I know, officer. zips up pants But I did it for the memes.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 31 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What have you got against the IT staff?

[–] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 5 hours ago

Programming socks

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 19 points 22 hours ago

I guarantee this person is far less dangerous than a truck with truck nuts, or a trump flag, or a thin blue line sticker.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nah, that weeb is probably fine. Save your missile strikes for the thin blue line/ammosexual/deranged trump supporter trucks

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

There are a dozen teenage sailor moon cosplayers who likely have restraining orders to the contrary.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I would say let's compare that to the MAGAts and see who has more, but MAGAts can get pardoned by Donvict #47, so it's not a fair comparison.

[–] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 5 hours ago

Agent 47.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, scratch a Musk-stan and you'll likely find a Weeb who is also a MAGAt. These aren't exclusive.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

scratch a Musk-stan and you'll likely find a Weeb who is also a MAGAt.

So your argument is that weebs are musk stans/MAGAts?

If not, what point are you trying to make? Because a weeb may be a musk stan/MAGAt, but let's not target weebs just because some of them are shitheads.

These aren't exclusive.

But your argument assumes the relationship goes both ways, which isn't even close to true. An individual weeb may be a MAGAt, but all weebs aren't.

So your argument pretty much falls apart, unless you're just going after weebs for personal reasons.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

So your argument is that weebs are musk stans/MAGAts?

My argument is that Musk stans are often Weebs and MAGAts.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

[Y]our argument assumes the relationship goes both ways, which isn't even close to true. An individual weeb may be a MAGAt, but all weebs aren't.

So your argument pretty much falls apart, unless you're just going after weebs for personal reasons.

I assumed that was your actual argument, hence the prebuttal

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

So your argument pretty much falls apart

Trying to make this claim without looking at Grimes's followers standard-issue posts is very funny.

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[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 159 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Still better than TRUMP MAGA SUPPORT OUR TROOPS etc etc

[–] Addv4@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Worst I've seen personally was an older Kia with most every inch of the vehicle plastered with Trump stuff, either stickers or written on it. It screamed, "Don't talk to me, I probably should be commited but thankfully those pesky mental hospitals have been defunded."

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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 99 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'd rather see gooner shit than boot licking shit

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Thanks I hate it.

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 41 points 1 day ago

given where the world is these days ; I actually respect this truck owner

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 74 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I have seen far worse that is much more deserving of an air strike

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[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 56 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I like huge anime titties more than this guy, but I have the decency not to advertise the fact to my neighbors.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

My neighbors just advertise their fascism. Ever notice how sexually repressed countries are more prone to war?

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[–] ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I have no idea who most of those characters are- which gives me an idea.

What if I just made a bunch of AI generic anime characters and symbols and put those stickers on my car? The hardcore anime guys would be like, "Wait, what show is THAT from!? That looks awesome... What's it from?" Just to passively drive a very specific type of person crazy trying to look it up.

[–] gamer@lemm.ee 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think the anime people will instantly know they're AI and think you're just a coomer obsessed with anime titties in particular.

What would be funny is to sticker bomb Teslas and Cybertrucks with shit like this.

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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

This guy probably missile strikes things for his job lol.

Like half the cars at our local airforce base have these stickers.

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

So, someone plastering boobs on his truck is a missile target, but a musky orange tanking the world economy for a pump and dump isn't?

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