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[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 108 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Can someone explain the diff

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 113 points 2 months ago (3 children)

from the other site:

Creepy is mostly men, wet is mostly women.

When it's mostly men you're just one of many (men) and only the truely creepy guys are considered creepy.

The higher the ratio of women the lower the bar for creepiness drops.

If your gym is very wet just looking around might already be considered creepy. Rules 1 and 2 apply.

[–] Not_Dav3@lemmy.world 66 points 2 months ago

Rules 1 and 2 apply.

  1. Be attractive.
  2. Don't be unattractive.

?

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Not sure what the other site is but this is wrong. the post is AI generated. this is the original

4chan screenshot with image of Pepe the frog looking for a new gymask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringeshe doesn't understandpull out illustrated diagram explaining what is based and what is cringeshe laughs and says "it's a good gym sir"buy a membershipits cringe

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What's always upset me about this is that I don't get to see the illustrated diagram. I want to see the diagram.

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 1 points 2 months ago

i imagine it must have chad sigma grindset for based and soyjak beta virgin for cringe or something

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip -3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Isnt wet wet because women can sometimes release some bodily fluids when they are struggling, for example in the gym?

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 85 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I do believe men also sweat

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This sentence reads like an alien trying to sound human.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago

I tried to be politically correct but did not succeed after reading my comment again

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 77 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Apparently a creepy gym is mostly men and a wet gym is mostly women.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 92 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That’s a weird way to describe the latter

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 91 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's 4chan, wtf did you expect?

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 54 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Intellectual discussion of course!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 31 points 2 months ago

Fair enough, I understand your disappointment now.

[–] SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think you misspelled incellectual.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

That's the type of person who knows a lot about HOI4 and WWII, no?

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Strong opinions about military uniform design and style in, say, 1941

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's a weird way to describe both

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 25 points 2 months ago

Men creepy, women horny. Yeah def weird

[–] frog@feddit.uk 20 points 2 months ago

Ooh... I assumed wet meant their is a lack of ventilation in the locker rooms...

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 16 points 2 months ago

Thanks for finding the answer

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

This is a ChatGPT generated post based off of if the gym is based or cringe. not sure what everyone else is talking about.

4chan screenshot with image of Pepe the frog looking for a new gymask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringeshe doesn't understandpull out illustrated diagram explaining what is based and what is cringeshe laughs and says "it's a good gym sir"buy a membershipits cringe

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee -5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yea but the creepy vs wet is funnier than "based and cringe" there are no definitions on what creepy and wet mean. It's an AI making a random meme slop

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

yes. thats what I was saying. people in this thread looked to have thought it was human though, and I feel people need to know when something is AI.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Why? So they can be cyberracists?

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee -2 points 2 months ago

Yessir. The other guy that also replied was not happy with me saying that lol.

[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee -4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee -5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I went through your profile just a smidge. You seem like you aren't here to have fun but to insert your opinion into everything.

[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

I put my foot where it is needed

[–] laserwash2000@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

https://copypastatext.com/ask-the-gym-receptionist-if-their-gym-is-based-or-cringe/

It’s apparently an AI-generated copypasta that is based word for word on an actual 4chan post about a gym being based or cringe, but the AI just replaced based with creepy and cringe with wet.

[–] Comrade_Spood@slrpnk.net 26 points 2 months ago

Me and my friends were literally just making jokes about this tonight and its the first thing I see when I boot up Lemmy

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Creepy crew 4 life

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

This is so gross.

[–] hedhoncho@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wet gyms are usually in basements and on subfloors. Creepy gyms have racketball courts.

Not a fan of racquetball? It's awesome!

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yea I could see that. I'm more partial to creepy gyms being planet fitness and wet gyms being those expensive CrossFit giant pool, low weights gyms.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My gym is pretty balanced: 50% weird dudes, 48% ugly sheilas, 2% unsupervised, clueless, literal children who should absolutely not be there.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

That's good! No distractions lol.