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[–] Tja@programming.dev 6 points 4 days ago

They are all OK. But I spent 7 years eating with a trident, so what do I know.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago
[–] Vreyan31@reddthat.com 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] feddup@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago

Yes! 2s handle is too big, 5s is a good size

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

I dont like any of them :(

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)
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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago
  1. Most efficient, can hold the most food, doesn't spread the food by wide sides which would get the food stuck
[–] callyral@pawb.social 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

fork tierlist

S| 2
A| 3
B|
C| 4
D|
E| 1
F| 5

although, a non-metal handle would be better

[–] Nangijala 12 points 5 days ago
  1. No discussion.
[–] raod_guitar@feddit.org 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

1 or 3. I cant stand forks with curved outer tines. 2 is good but i prefer a straight handle over a curved one. My preferance leans towards 3 though as 1 looks like it would have slightly sharp stamped edges.

[–] truite@jlai.lu 3 points 4 days ago

How can people chose without weighing them?

[–] Wutchilli@feddit.org 21 points 6 days ago

2 No discussion, the weight, the smoothness, ist all about how they lay in the Hand.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 16 points 6 days ago

2 its just right

[–] Antaeus@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago
[–] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

Fuck you & fuck this insulting post.

#2

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

This feels like a reverse Avatar test for autism

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 8 points 5 days ago
[–] GenerationII@lemm.ee 9 points 5 days ago

I'm inclined to say 2, just for form and shape. But it looks to chunky. Like probably heavy af. So I'll choose 3.

P.s. thanks for giving me a new thing I didn't know was linked to my neurodivergence

[–] awake01@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago
[–] farsinuce 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Well, not #2. The curved droplet-shaped handle seems inconvenient for spinning spaghetti around

[–] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 days ago

So apparently I'm the only one that hates the long ass tines of 2 and prefers something like 1 or 4

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 9 points 5 days ago (3 children)

When I got married, sitting down with the caterer and choosing between dozens of flatware types, I realized that I personally like three dimensional smoothness, with round, cylindrical handles that have some heft but not too much width. I also like cylindrical tines that don't look like it was made from a flat sheet of metal cut and bent into shape (I prefer tines that are cylindrical, not rectangular prisms).

I also like curves along where the head meets the handle, and along the head itself. No sharp corners or edges.

I dislike ornamentation on the handle itself. I like plain, smooth handles.

I chose the forks for my wedding, and then later on in life, based on what I learned about my own preferences, I bought some flatware that fits those general principles (looks like the Sambonet Hannahs, but cheaper than that very expensive line), and replaced the ones in my house. Now I basically don't have any forks that I don't like.

[–] OminousOrange@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 days ago

This person forks.

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[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 14 points 6 days ago

My fork is the correct fork. None of these are my fork.

In the event of a fork loss, any of these forks could become my fork after a period of time, probably about a month or so until it felt right.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 16 points 6 days ago

Adding my voice to the 2 crowd.

[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

2 for hand feel alone

[–] seeigel@feddit.org 9 points 5 days ago (3 children)
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[–] Krompus@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago
[–] GodyGade@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (4 children)
  1. It's balanced, not too sharp or long.

Nr. 2 is a no go, the thick butt is annoying af to put in a dishwasher cutlery basket. You need to think about these things.

The rest is fine and whatever.

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[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

4 has the best handle, 2 has the best fork

[–] bluegreenwookie@bookwormstory.social 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I dont like any of them but if i had to pick: 2. I like the prongs. But I don't like the handles for any of them

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

None of them are great, all too thin and probably have hard 90° edges from being stamped cheap metal, but maybe 2. Five can fuck off, too wide and trying to be a spoon, the rest are too narrow in the handle.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Why would this not apply to neurotypicals? seems to me that most people would have at least a slight preference

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[–] Clairvoidance@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

2 with 3's handle,

2's head is just weirdly always satisfying

but 2's handle is a bit comical

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[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 days ago

1 is too short, 2 is too top heavy, 3 is too thin and light, and 5 is almost a spork.

[–] epique@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

1 and if we're being really picky I want the top of one and the handle from 5

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Hard to say. It's 1 or 3.

2 has an annoying bulbous handle that upsets the balance and the tines take up too much of the fork space, leaving too little room for the little shovel bit at the back that can hold things that might fall through the tines a bit better,

5 is an utter nightmare of awful.

[–] shadowDingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

i only eat spoons, they taste better

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