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[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 131 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Die Amis schlafen...

1 Meter = 10 Decimeter = 100 Zentimeter

1 Kilometer = 1.000 Meter

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

1 Liter Wasser = 1 Kilogramm
1000 Liter = 1 Kubikmeter

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[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I forgot that your heathens use "." Instead of "," in numbers. I was very confused

[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Swiss system is best system: apostrophes for thousands, either dot or comma for decimals. Completely unambiguous for anyone even if you're seeing it for the first time: 12'345.67

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's called a decimal point. No wonder you don't understand.

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[–] Kage@discuss.tchncs.de 111 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Guten Morgen aus Deutschland, nimm ein Brötchen

[–] friendlymessage@feddit.org 83 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] coffeeismydrug@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

ich nehme gern eine mit mohn danke sehr

[–] superkret@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Die Mohntagsknuspersonne oder den Mehrkorngoldmohnd?

(sorry this joke is probably impossible to understand for non-Germans)

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[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 10 points 1 month ago
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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 80 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've, legit, learned a decent amount of German just by having Google translate up on my second monitor browsing lemmy late at night.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was gonna make a Midnight Oil joke, then remembered they're all 'Strayan.

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[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 60 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Nein. Das ist zeit für Deutsch lernen. Dann du kannst Scheißposts in zwei Sprachen machen

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hmm, let me try.

No. This is not for German learning. Then you can't shit post in the Spray Machine.

How close did I get?

[–] amoistgrandpa@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Pretty close, but you skipped some nouns and you have too many "not"s in your sentence. The correct translation is "no, that is the time for learning German. Then you can shitpost in two languages". Zeit is the word for time, and Sprachen means languages.

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thank you!

Zeit threw me off and had no idea what Sprachen machen meant.

[–] vrojak@feddit.org 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Machen -> make

The translation by amoistgrandpa is "Then you can shitpost in two languages", which is good English, a more literal translation would be "then you can make shitposts in two languages"

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[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 58 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Same but I'm from Australia. Ich_iel is pretty much German Duolingo to me at this point.

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 18 points 1 month ago

Another one making the mistake of learning German by ich_iel-memes.

Be aware that part of ich_iel humour in no small part consits of comically literal translations of English expressions. That has nothing to do with proper German and as a learner you probably won't be able to spot the difference.

Bad idea to try to learn German there.

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago

The German on ich_iel can be "creative"

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[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

(You do not in fact, go to bed.)

In a couple years you'll be able to read German fluently... Without knowing how to speak it.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Ironically, it's one of the few languages that English speakers have an easier time advancing their lingual fluency through literacy, in my experience. (former ESL teacher, international hospitality liaison, etc.)

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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 13 points 1 month ago

I started learning German from my dad's Jr. Highschool book from the 1960s but had no one around who spoke German. My pronunciation was... interesting (even trying to mimic what the guide was telling me in the front of the book). When I finally tried to speak to people, it was also funny to learn that several things were quite out-of-date (Feder vs Kuli I think was one).

[–] carrylex@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der BRD.

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Wutchilli@feddit.org 27 points 1 month ago
[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

yup that is also my signal for "you have exhausted all the English lemmy content from now on it is all Deutschland"

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's really bedtime when it turns Indian.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm in europe, but I've actually been learning german these past few months so i see German posts as free practice

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[–] wdx@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago
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