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[–] tehWrapper@lemmy.world 205 points 1 week ago (1 children)

F*CK you, you better do what I tell you!

[–] FrostyTrichs@walledgarden.xyz 101 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fuck me, better do what they tell me!

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 183 points 1 week ago (2 children)

YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO

*Hummer engine revving*

102.3

*bald eagle cries*

BOOTLICKER FM

*explosion*

WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT RIGHT WING METAL

*marching sound*

THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Starts playing that German Erika song

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 118 points 1 week ago

We’ll be called “Fellating the Machine”

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 113 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 100 points 1 week ago

Rage on Behalf of the Machine

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 75 points 1 week ago

Rage against minorities at my waterpark.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 74 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (42 children)

I have no idea how anyone can still think the left and 'globalists' are in power when all the shit for nearly 50 years has been increasing authoritarianism and fascism.

[–] hamid@vegantheoryclub.org 25 points 1 week ago

According to the frothing bootlickers that inhabit the space around me? Because gay

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[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago (6 children)

It's always cringy when "the right" can't come up with an original idea so they imitate something successful on "the left" and swap out words and think it'll get anywhere

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

"What if Left, but worse and racist?"

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[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We are those who join forces and we also burn crosses.

[–] Acidbath@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, thank you i will do what you tell me, UHHHHHHHH

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[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 59 points 1 week ago

Their first album could be Bullshit on Parade.

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago

🤘🎸 Rage On The Behalf of The Machine 🎸🤘

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Set List:

Incel Mania

Submit to My Power

Behold My Magnum Dong

All Praise to the Great Leader

Lefty Cunt

Suck Up, Punch Down

I'm Not a Creep, You're a Creep

You're too Ugly to Fuck, Anyway

My Canadian Girlfriend (You Wouldn't Know Her)

Only Fans Love

Deportation Vacation

My Misspelled Face Tattoo

Education is Overrrated (We Don't Need No Critical Thinking)

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[–] unfnknblvbl@beehaw.org 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I'LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

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[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Suck who? I'm gonna do what you tell me."

[–] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Lights out, Rush Limbaugh radio"

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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Conservatives have nothing real to rage about. Everything theyre mad about is only because they've been told to be mad about it by conservative media, who is telling them to be mad about it to politically control them.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Small farmers are basically gone. Main Street is abandoned. They don't own the land they live on either. Their way of life is dying. They've got plenty of real stuff to rage about - the control is telling them it's because of immigrants and not because of the rich.

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[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yeah I’m rolling down Rodeo with a shotgun / we ain’t seen a brown skinned man since our country club banned one

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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"YEAAAAH I HATE BLACK PEOPLE"

End of verse

[–] admin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

THESE DAMN GLOBALISTS!!!

  • Jake, lives in MN, everything he's still paying for is imported.
[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"FUCK YOU, ILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!"

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[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Who does this goof think "Globalists" are? Oh right, it's the billionaire capitalists whose boots he wants to lick.

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[–] briever@lemm.ee 27 points 1 week ago

The left have done nothing to the US, the mess it's in is solely down to the right and always has been.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

I like how it's:

If you love America and are pissed about ... please contact me.

... and not, "if you're a good bassist looking for a band". Tells you all you need to know about the quality of music they're gonna put out.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Deporting in the Name Of

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