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Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada
(www.livescience.com)
Ah, so that's where I'll find my Super Samples.
this post was submitted on 02 May 2025
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I’m so tired of this ‘will-they won’t they’
I always thought "D.C." meant "District of Columbia." TIL from the combination of your username and post that it means "Dildo, Canada."
Kind of a weird name for the capital of an entirely different country.
This is a sign. The second cumming of Christ.
Thats it, you won the comments section.
I am kind of disappointing this is actually from 2023 though! It needs to cum again.
The phallus iceberg always rises again it seems (accounting for shrinkage).
Everything reminds me of him 😞
Two balls! Wait.. what's that? Over there... It looks like a big...
Weiner's and beans! Get yer Weiner's and beans! Holy shit kid! over there, that looks just like a...
Wang! Pay attention!
Sorry teacher, I was distracted by that giant...
Cock your head! Do you see it?!
Oh yeah, it looks like a massive...
Rod, check this out! It looks just like a huge..
Pecker, oh that's not a woodpecker it looks like a huge ...
Johnson! Radio the admiral! This ship's about to be plowed by that enormous-
"COCKLES!!! OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND COCK-- say, am i the only one seeing this..."
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I thought my hand gesture was a chef's kiss for such a confluence of events. Not sure what you're on about.
Wtf. This is hilarious. Why are men so insecure?
Probably because telling a man he has a small dick is okay but saying a woman has a loose pussy isn't
I'm not insecure! YOU'RE INSECURE!
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2023, but good find
My first thought was ".... Again? They need some better contraceptives" but no, it's the same one... A shame, that would open the door for so many jokes.
Now THIS is what I want to see from this community
The universe heard that guy complaining yesterday and said “hold my beer”
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Fake news! The entire iceberg does not look like a dick.
It’s just the tip.
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Even mother nature looked at our present timeline and said "Yeah...fuck it....let's see how crazy shit can get."
We're gonna need a bigger M&M's tube....
Finally an article that made me believe I was reading the onion
Okay... 2023? How did I miss this? That can't be real. Is it real? Maybe this really is all a simulation. But, like, it's just a game of Sims, and the player started getting bored... It sure would explain a lot.
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Alas, the iceberg lacked staying power: Pretty photographed the 30-foot (9.1 meter) phallic structure on Thursday, April 27. It collapsed the next day.
Hate it when that happens.
What kinda coincidence is this? I feel like someone must've sculpted it.
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Someone had an interesting "on this day"
"It's a bit small"
"Hey, it's cold out here!"
That said, I'm somewhat in awe of your standards given its thirty foot tall height.
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