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[–] polle@feddit.org 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

What does "blow into a toiletpaper roll, filled with dryersheets" mean and do? Is this some kind of air filter to reduce the smell of weed?

[–] swampdownloader@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 hours ago

Yes a homemade sploof to hide the aroma

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Or, you know, just hotknifing hash out on the deck and not giving a fuck.

[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Yes, soda can isn't fun.

[–] JPSound@lemmy.world 19 points 7 hours ago

The ol' "doob tube". Ahh, the memories. We thought we were being sneaky but it was more of a, "Congratulations, now your room just smells like dryer sheets and shitty weed, you fucking genius." And we all just did that anyway.

[–] admin@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 hours ago

I'm Gen Z and did all that shit. I still remember the VG extraction methods to make eLiquid with THC from YouTube. And then kingpens and brass knuckles and others became accessible. The good old times ..

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 18 points 9 hours ago

It has always depended on enforcement. I had to take a city bus to high school and there was frequently a student or two who would toke up on the buss. Most of the drivers didn't care and we would all get to school smelling of that nasty shit. This was in the 1970s.

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 79 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

On the real tho, when I worked retail at a printing/shipping center, a guy came in and started puffing on a weed pen. It was so fucking annoying having to talk to, and eventually kick him out of the store, because he couldn’t wait to do that shit outside.

I’ve smoked and vaped PLENTY over the years, I’d never use cannabis in a place of business. The fuck is wrong with people.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 35 points 12 hours ago (6 children)

I wish I could sip on a pint in target.

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago

What do you think is in all those reusable 'coffee' cups? Karen figured this out years ago

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

Some of the new Krogers have full service bars inside them, so you can sip on a pint in Kroger

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 36 points 11 hours ago

Come to Germany. We don't have pints or targets but you can sip on a half liter while strolling down the shopping streets

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

Could you not put it into a large opaque container with an opaque straw?

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 19 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Free your mind, smoke DMT on the starbucks countertop /s

[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 107 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

It is crazy to me that I can just walk down the street to a store, buy some pot and wave at a cop on the way out. Even crazier is that my kids schools fundraising auction has weed gift baskets donated every year from the local dispensaries.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 76 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Even crazier that your school has to do fundraising :(

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago

We had fun fundraising so I'm kinda surprised to see it from your point of view. It does kinda suck now that you mention it lol

We had bake sales, BBQs, auctions, guessing the number of candies in a jar etc... but I guess it all came out of our parents' pockets when they already were paying through taxes.

[–] Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Fundraising typically isn't something they have to do. That's a wild leap. It's usually just for an extra field trip or something.

And more importantly, it gives kids real experience

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I'd count a field trip under the "crazy they have to fundraising"

I could see it if the fundraising is for an after school club trying to go on a trip?

But if the class were going to the museum or something, there should be a budget for that.

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

I mean our school had trips to Israel, Greece and Colorado (from UK). I know my parents payed money, but idk how much or if it was subsidized/fundraiser for.

Local trips should be free. Tbh as an adult I don't like that the less fortunate kids were most likely excluded from the International trips.

Also: we got stupid drunk in Greece age 15, I nearly got a tattoo. And free Palestine 🇵🇸

Edit: we also went to France multiple times, but if money was paid there was no big fuss or special meeting. From the uk France trips should be free for sure

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

I can see an international trip costing money, either funded by participants or fundraiser.

Sounds like you had a cool time traveling, in the states your lucky if they have the funds to bus some kids to the public library

There were a lot of after school stuff that had travel, mainly sports and music. The foreign language dept sometimes was able to an abroad trip with like 7 students.

But the history class that wants to go to a museum can pound sand.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago

Surprised the cop didn't just outright shoot your kid.

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (4 children)

as a gen z i absolutely hate weed pens so much. they take 110% of the fun out of it. and they clog. and taste worse. and "uh hey do you have a charger my weed died" is just ????? no thank you.

i prefer that apple pipe or literally any other stoner engineering and my sploof. you can put cute stickers and stuff on a sploof too. smoking weed is supposed to be an experience not a quick inhale off a metal rod and forgetting about it until it hits. if ur bringing a pen to a smoke sesh bye. take ur vape somewhere else :) rant over

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 25 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

A detailed diagram depicting a "toilet bong". A man kneels in front of the toilet and uses a flamethrower to heat a green rock, labeled 420, in the tank. He then inhales the fumes through a tube in the basin of the toilet.

You ain't OG if you've never smoked the toilet bong.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

My very first experience with weed was at a party, hitting a gravity bong made out of a 2L bottle of Coke, a big jug of Hawaiian Punch, and the fattest bowl I’ve ever fucking seen:

I hit the entire 2L, (essentially 1-hitting the entire bowl), accidentally sucked too hard at the end of the hit and got a mouthful of dirty bong water, immediately coughed up a lung while trying not to puke my guts out, and had the most wicked high of my life… The way God intended.

That shit teaches respect. If my first experience with weed was hitting a pen, I wouldn’t have learned that a plant can rip your soul out for like 15 minutes. The same way a newbie beachgoer doesn’t respect the sea until they almost drown, I would have been full of hubris if I had a fucking vape pen as my first experience.

[–] PoPoP@lemm.ee 21 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

dude, 15 minutes? I watched my friend take a dab for the first time and he was unresponsive for two fucking hours. He was standing upright staring at the horizon without moving an inch. He only spoke once, about an hour in, and he said "time is nothing"

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

New weed is nothing like old weed. It's WAY stronger now

[–] Tomato666@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 hours ago

Fantastic bucket bong diagram.

I also remember using glass milk bottles. Drop a coin in and smash out the bottom.

Then heat two knives up 'till they're glowing red and put a bit of hash on them and suck the smoke through the bottle.

Lots of coughing would begin...

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 43 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

smoking weed is supposed to be an experience

I mean if you just started smoking yeah. When you've been smoking for 10+ years not every session needs to be life changing. I'll roll up a nice joint or pack a solid bowl for fun times when I want the "experience" but for normal getting high purposes the pen stays by my side

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

oh for sure, but by experience i don't mean life changing as much as i mean literally anything other than a hit off plastic and waiting for it to kick in, id rather do edibles at that point.

my normal getting high purposes usually involve a super tiny crack pipe with a bowl that's already half ash lol. i also just don't like carts because of how different the smoke feels, so 99% of the experience i mean is probably related to the heat of the lighter or something lol idk

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 hours ago

a super tiny crack pipe with a bowl that's already half ash lol

That used to be my normal until I switched to carts and my lungs have thanked my every hit for years. I know that flower tastes better, but the added shit that comes with smoke isn't worth it IMO. Personal preference is personal and all that, but yeah, there's probably part of the particular experience that you relate to and is nostalgic or some shit.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

Well the good news is you are free to do edibles any time you like. Lots of people like vape pens. Please don't gatekeep cannabis.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Some of them can taste worse. Good ones, like actual live resin carts and not distillate, taste the same as buds.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

I wouldn't say they taste anything like buds but they do taste p damn good.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Very glad that my dumb ass probably has like 10% less plastic in my brain than most people my age because I never smoked out of cans. Thanks, paranoid teen me!

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Plastic in brain from cans? Cans made of aluminium. I am confused. 🫤

[–] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 24 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

There's actually a thin plastic membrane on the inside of most cans. It helps preserve the taste of the product. There's a couple cool chemistry videos on YouTube where they use acids to dissolve the metal without damaging the plastic, leaving a weird bag of soda with a can lid.

[–] fitjazz@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 5 hours ago

There is also the one where you use a bent wire to score the plastic liner on the inside of the can then put the acid in the can and swirl it around and pour it out. This leaves the can looking perfectly normal but makes it so you can easily rip the can perfectly in two to the amazement of your chemistry students.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago

Also how we can have liquids in cardboard boxes. People are very confused by that.

TIL.

Fun fact cigarette filters are a form of plastic too

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 points 11 hours ago

I'm hoping my metal water bottle helps

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Smoking out of an apple is awesome tho. Sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar down the hole before you start ripping it, and after you're done smoking you have a delicious snack to munch on!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 hours ago

An apple full of tar and stuff?