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"Emmitsburg Mayor Frank Davis voted for Donald Trump in hopes he would cut federal spending. Now Davis hopes those cuts don't include the permanent cancellation of classes at the National Fire Academy, which is part of the town's identity and helps drive its economy. Davis is also a chief at Emmitsburg's firehouse, known as the Vigilant Hose Company."

https://www.npr.org/2025/05/05/nx-s1-5351764/trump-cuts-national-fire-academy-maryland-emmitsburg-fema-federal-spending

Trump killed the Fema training academy. It's not coming back.

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[–] carrion0409@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Hurricane season is gonna be interesting for the south. They voted to get their fema funding cut and blue states can only offer so much to bail them out. They've gotten themselves into quite the pickle.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Tragically, this guy and others like him will never reflect on whether they contributed to harm. It'll always be someone else's fault, somehow.

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

bbbut FEMA had those caskets! The memes said so! Why are the leopards eating my faaaaaaccceee!

[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

JOE BIDEN should have STOPPED this when He had the CHANCE!

-People who Voted for Trump!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

They're feeding from the same trough of misinformation as everyone else. The trough gets filled with the same scapegoats regardless of the circumstances.

So it will always be immigrants and woke leftists and terrorists and lazy liberal regulators ruining your prosperity. Because they're the ones you've been trained to recognize as the source of all your problems.

Media only wants to give you what you want to hear and all you want to hear is "It was a blue haired brown skinned ISIS lesbian's fault"

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Yeah, seen my share of people getting their faces blown off and basically rationalizing it away because it was Trump that did it. "If you think about it, it's somehow Obama's fault". There's probably a good many reasons for this, and I think one of the big ones is that nobody likes accepting that they got suckered.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

These folks set their own house on fire to kill a spider.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

A spider that was trying to get them healthcare and a better education and more rights as workers.

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[–] Critical_Thinker@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago

Good job Frank Davis! You won! Now go away.

[–] opus86@lemmy.today 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He probably thought he was bullet proof because what kind of idiot would cut that department?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

It's also a hometown fire department right next to a major emergency management area, which is also there because Camp David is nearby.

[–] tamman2000@lemm.ee 74 points 3 days ago (4 children)

One of the worst things about being a firefighter is how many of my colleagues are republicans.

It makes no sense. You do a job providing services to people for the government and you vote for the folks who tell us that government is unable to do good...

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well, if you ask firefighters if firefighting should be privatized, you'll usually get a "lmao NO!" And also a "but that's different!" And that's the escape hatch of every conservative ever. They think that everything they believe applies to everything else but themselves. Every other government service except the fire service is corrupt, wasteful, and backwards. They don't believe that the fascists could ever possibly be talking about them, because they know that what they're doing is actually important.

[–] tamman2000@lemm.ee 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

You're so right... Firefighting is my volunteer gig. I'm a data processing engineer for astronomy missions for my day job. My boss (comet scientist, astronomy PhD) is one of those guys who's a libertarian that always votes for Republicans. He thinks that funding science should be done by the government, because private industry won't do that, but everything else should be privatized

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Man-o-sphere tells you that buff dudes fighting fires is based, which feeds the egos of a lot of these guys. And then it tells you that you're doing something the Woke DEI Left can't possibly accomplish, so you can recognize them as The Enemies.

Also, a lot of these guys are ex-military, which is an absolute rat's nest of Christian nationalism and reactionary politics.

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

I met a long time friend while volunteering feeding homeless folks.. 15 years later I had to drop the friend for turning maga. As soon as he unmasked to me, I said a similar thing, "but we met feeding the homeless?"

I'll never understand

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 days ago

You do a job providing services to people for the government and you vote for the folks who tell us that the government they'll form is unable to do good...

[–] ProfHillbilly@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I live in WNC and some times it is hard to feel sorry for them as the leopard rips their face off.

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 63 points 3 days ago (3 children)

"We're on a very long, slow path to self-destruction," he says. "Every day that this training is unavailable to the locals is one day closer to a disaster they can't handle or won't know how to handle."

He got to this kernel of truth. He's almost there! If only he could just make the connection and apply it to the big picture.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 8 points 2 days ago

Wait.... Are we the baddies?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 3 days ago

If only he could just make the connection and apply it to the big picture.

Narrator: He couldn't.

[–] Critical_Thinker@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

They have to learn the hard way. People can't think that hard by and large.

Time and time again the crooks win because they are the best liars and they don't have any scruples. Until people feel the impact of poverty or supply chain disruption they are just gonna keep believing whatever they hear from the source their buddies at work tell them is legit.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 231 points 4 days ago (16 children)

Davis says the administration is reviewing the academy's operations, and he is hopeful it will restore classes. If not, he says, he'll see the administration somewhat differently.

"It will change my outlook to say that they're not being fair,"

Hahahahahahaha

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 134 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's not fair that I'm getting hurt when I voted to hurt THEM!!!

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[–] FabledAepitaph@lemmy.world 87 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"They were supposed to cut the things that I didn't think were important, even though other people thought they were important. They were not supposed to cut the things that I thought were important, even though other people didn't think they were important." Lmao!

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[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 66 points 4 days ago

These idiots really think that minorities are just living it up off food-stamps when it was them the whole time.

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[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 173 points 4 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (21 children)

They voted to cut the FD in a neighboring town. Then they found out the fire response would jump from ~~8 minutes to 20+~~ nearly triple and everyone in that area would have huge increases in home owners insurance rates.

They recalled the vote and upped the budget within a month. Fucking morons.

Edit: I was off on the response times but it was moving the main department at least 6 miles farther from the closest houses to the department they wanted to close.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 92 points 3 days ago (5 children)

They voted to cut the FD in a neighboring town. Then they found out the fire response would jump from 8 minutes to 20+ and everyone in that area would have huge increases in home owners insurance rates.

It is like these morons are constantly surprised each time they discover that public services cost money.

[–] tamman2000@lemm.ee 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

They are even more surprised that public services are one of those things that actually saves money for a community. Like, spending on fire protection lowers insurance rates more than enough to offset the cost of the fire department...

I'm like, great, now do a basic social safety net and the costs of crime.

[–] Signtist@lemm.ee 59 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They've been raised on the idea that taxes are bad, and never put more thought into it than that. They view things like the fire department as good, so they can't really be funded by those bad taxes, right? ...Right?

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

discover that public services cost money.

discover that public services costS THEM money.

it's ok when it costs someone else money.

[–] mriswith@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (4 children)

At the end of the day they're just selfish.

My favorite example is the "Free Town Project", where a bunch of libertarians from all over the country tried to take over a town in New Hampshire. After they managed to force through cuts to everything from firefighting to street lights, they had a single police officer left. And he couldn't respond to any calls, because his cruiser was broken and they refused to pay for repairs so crime rose and sex offenders started moving there.

Then came the bears.

They didn't pay for any sort of forest ranger and the cop couldn't respond. So bears started getting close and some people spent years feeding them, while their neighbors walked around armed at all times and would shoot at bears on-sight. Which led to the first black bear on human attack in the state for over a century, where a woman was attacked inside her own home. And shortly after two other attacks happened in nearby towns. So the people went into the forest one night and allegedly shot and killed a dozen bears, which didn't help. Some people suggested the city put bear protection on the trash cans, but it was not passed and was called "government overreach" by others.

So the freedom loving libertarians who moved to a town without zoning laws to live in improvised housing and roam free without laws, ended up having to put up big fences and walls around their homes to keep the bears out.

[–] tamman2000@lemm.ee 3 points 8 hours ago

One of the big problems was that they cut trash service and eliminated regulations on trash disposal

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 15 points 3 days ago

sex offenders started moving there.

Yeah, you already mentioned the libertarians.

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[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Is this...the consequences of my own actions?! Jeez that is stupid..

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[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 88 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Decades of listening to hate radio and Fox News has taught them "government bad" despite the fact that they depend on it.

Teaching people to bite the hand that feeds them is a cool trick.

[–] Blooper@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Schadenfreude is a shit consolation prize.

I mean, I'll take it, but it's still shit.

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[–] Pnut@lemm.ee 36 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Yet, he will likely never look back to his actions. He'll just turn out his pockets, throw his hands up and say "I don't know what happened! No one warned me about this repeatedly."

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[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

At least they still have FE..MA... Well they're boned. So what's for lunch?

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 88 points 4 days ago (4 children)

In every single one of these stories, the reporters need to be asking whether it was the racism or the fascism that appealed more to these voters. Inquiring minds want to know and we shouldn't let them off the hook or worse, to cry for our sympathy.

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[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

🤣 Fucking morons

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