The silver hammer of Saint Maxwell.
this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
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Live your life such that they have to verify your death
I wish I wasn't at work on mobile... I really want to take that chart of hammers posted on Lemmy a few days ago and add the dead pope hammer lol
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Bing, Bong, Witch is dead!
Pope Says he's feeling better now...
Popehammer is my favorite Elder Scrolls artifact.
It was in a book of papal facts my very Catholic childhood friend had on the bus one time, so I buy it. One additional aspect I remember is that they call them by their Christian/given name when they hit them.
Well, you see, there was this one time when...
unconfirmed is not debunked
This little hammer reminds me of one from the black company books where a group of assassins after they kill someone use a cerimonial hammer to break their bones and burry them in a tiny hole so fast they often go unnoticed
The hammer is in fact eight feet long.
They're making really sure.
I would rather quit while am ahead?
Jesus allegedly came back, they aren't taking those kinds of risks these days
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If you do it the right way... one hit should suffice.
This is false! Everybody knows that they smother the pope's face with a huge hoe's ass to confirm his death.