this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 50 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Dating and having children is definitely not cheap

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Be cheap, make them pay for everything + be gay

Big brain

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So you're saying is all I have to do is suck cock and I'll be taken care of.....

No deal.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

🤷 More for the rest of us

[–] Handsomest_Robot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sick, I'm already halfway.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Dating may or may not be, having children is not.

[–] HKPiax@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago

Is he wrong though?

[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 weeks ago

You got Delta force working on Linux?

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

When you know you know

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Guy In Real Life

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Only if you’re a sucker.

Men, be good to yourselves. Don’t make women the object of your self-esteem, they’re not worth it. No one is worth it. Only you are worth it; that’s why it’s called self-esteem!

[–] vale@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Money has value until you find love

[–] Ascend910@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Money has value until you founded the communist society

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Great so money always has value then