HARD DRIVE FULL
HARD DRIVE FULL
HARD DRIVE FULL
Bridgecrew: SIR!!!! The main computer is malfunctioning and its running out of storage space!!!! Life support is going offline!!
this post was submitted on 12 May 2025
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Barclay: I can fix this. Computer, delete holodeck program "planet of troi".
Riker: computer, disregard that order!
WHO'S BEEN SAVING HOLODECK PROGRAMS TO THEIR HOME DIRECTORY AGAIN?
You're supposed to save them to your Home drive because that can be moved around. It's people who save them to C: that causes problems
Yeah, I know that it makes perfect sense for them to be on a user's home directory.
I said that because it was a flashback to work, where people were constantly filling the "home" drive with data that should be stored in the work/project directories. Regular emails begging people not to save data to their home directories. But that data should be accessible to others - it's not personal, like most holodeck programs would be.
Last year, they added a some insane amount of space (dozens of terabytes IIRC) to address space limitations...a few months later, they were down to less than a terabyte free. People just do not program efficiently and do not clean up their messes.
Now you have me trying to remember if we ever see her feet in the show. Darn you, Stamets.
Maybe in the Klingon martial arts episode?
VOY s7e6 "Inside Man"
ಠ_ಠ
Hey now, I'm the one cursed with this knowledge. How do you think I feel?
I'm guessing horny because there's feet
Nah, I lack that Tarantino-esque fetish. 40's style Ezri or Kira, on the other hand...
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter
It's a club, and it's exclusive. Ish.
I'll give you a dollar
Cheese called, something about feeling jealous? You in trouble now... 🙀
dunno for some reason I think janeway and troi would get along great.
Janeways bipolar ass would break trois mind
She might enjoy a change from the calm rationality she's got on the Enterprise.
I wouldn't really call it calm rationality when she was mentally raped like once a week
There is a suspiciously gratuitous close up when somebody is giving her a foot rub at some point in TNG.
Must have been a Rick Berman episode or something.
IIRC, that was early TNG, so Gene was still in charge.
That totally tracks. Berman was misogynistic for sure, but between them Gene was the real horndog.
I'm sure he was behind that time her and Crusher worked out
Computer, generate eight-foot-tall versions of girlfriend, reprogrammed with severe maternal instincts.
Reprogram then to think that sitting on my face is taking care of me.
Additionally, add to them an extreme need to pee while sitting, completely unskipable.
Generate goggles for me and Increase my olfactory receptors sensitivity by a factor of 5000%
Increase their erogenous areas sensitivity by a factor of 10000% as well
Disengage ALL safety protocols.
Execute and run program.
hold up lawnmower man...
Virtuosity?
oh for fucks sake, PIERCE BROSNAN WAS IN THIS?!
What's more, King denounces this film for its butchering of his story. There's a great Rifftrax of this movie.
TBH, King isn't exactly the opinion to behold on film adaptations, he hated the shining and the stuff he directed has been said to be dogshit.
Although lawnmowerman is a fucking dumpster fire.
Cocaine abuse'll do that. Regardless, the movie is brilliantly bad. Not to mention this wasn't enough to stop Brosnan's becoming James Bond in that character's first post Cold-War role, Goldeneye.
Regardless, the movie is brilliantly bad.
absolutely
Not to mention this wasn’t enough to stop Brosnan’s becoming James Bond in that character’s first post Cold-War role, Goldeneye.
Fucking hell, he escaped by the skin of his teeth. thanks for this trivia.
No problem. To be fair, that disaster on film didn't stop lead Jeff Fahey either. Mostly turned him toward more B-films like Darkman III: Die Darkman Die and Planet Terror.
I’m just champing at the bit for the MST3K episodes of these now
I hope that's the 17th file and not something creepier.
1 foot, 7 toes. What kinda foot fetish you gots?
oh man his holo-addiction is out of control!