Refrigerator. Oofta
this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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Lol u from upper midwest?
Roll of toilet paper.
I'm in bed laying on my right side... So the ceiling fan? 💀
It's my wife so I guess it depends on how much of her
Hurry onward Lindsay Lohan, or you will soon be dead.
Thankfully just a lip balm...
Too small, it's gonna get lost.
a wall
Well, my terrier is going up my ass, apparently. Sorry, boy.
A jar. We all know how that ends.
Sharpie.
slightly concerned it doesn't have a flare but this isn't gonna go too wrong I don't think.
Perfect day* to be a martial artist
Today its luggage. I'm gonna need a lube wale...a belube wale.
A entire bedroom wall
I keep telling my girlfriend that yes, bulk liquid soap has its advantages, but have we really done a thorough analysis of the potential second and third order consequences?
Oh no it's my dog!
Air purifier....
I'm not putting my cat up my butt, you fucking weirdo.
You don't do everything a picture on the internet tells you to?
A double width bus chair
Fuck
My husband? Normal day.
My wife is on my left, it's going to be interesting
Well looks like u got the best option
I now own a Browntooth speaker.
Its either a large flat screen or CRT that weighs like 70 pounds, I am going to die.
A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance's fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?
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I just walked past a parked car as I read that—it's been nice knowing you all
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I am currently taking a dump... So the entire bathroom door. 🥲
Computer 👀
A chair..
4 ft is about 1.2m - a Bo is typically around 1.8m
Poor cat
Floor to ceiling window…
A 30cm offset serrated bread knife? At least the base is vaguely flared.
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It's a car. RIP
This is rather convenient, as the object to my left is a roll of toilet paper
Well.. it's a door. At least my ass will be closed for business after that.
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