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[–] Jaybird@lemmy.world 90 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If nobody wants them... they are not worth that amount. simple economics.

supply and demand...

[–] irish_link@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

I know i would get made fun of for this but a good price is a good price. I would pay $15,000 for one. I think most people would.

Edit 2 min later - I thought better of it. No i still wouldn't want it. I wouldn't trust Tesla not to hack it at some point and take it over.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You could rip the batteries out of them and use them for a solar setup. The rest could be sold for scrap.

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[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 233 points 6 days ago (3 children)

“$800 million worth”?
“Nobody wants”?

Sounds like creative accounting…

[–] db2@lemmy.world 93 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They tried that in Canada and got caught. They'll get a free handy for doing it in the US under Tump though.

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[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I have $800M worth of lint in my belly button, apparently

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[–] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 219 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The photograph that says it all. Let's remember Elon Musk for the Nazi that he is.

[–] walden@sub.wetshaving.social 97 points 6 days ago (2 children)

This photo is taken out of context, though. I mean, he slapped his chest before the salute, and he did it twice in a row... Ah shit nevermind, he's a Nazi.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 105 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The hand on his heart really does make you think twice about the meaning though, just like it did with that other guy.

Musk and Hitler

[–] powerofm@lemmy.ca 48 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Wow. I had no doubt it was a salute, but seeing them side-by-side is chilling

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[–] Montreal_Metro@lemmy.ca 40 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Correction. They are worthless. lol.

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago (2 children)

yeah, if nobody wants them, then they are worth 0 dollars net

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 154 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Gee, that's too bad. I do Nazi the problem.

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 73 points 6 days ago (26 children)

"$800m"… If nobody wants them, they're not worth anything.

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[–] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 125 points 6 days ago (8 children)

If nobody wants them, then they are worth $0.

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 115 points 6 days ago (8 children)

Next week: US Department of Defence announces purchase of fleet of Cybertrucks.

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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 58 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 63 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I am expecting them to end up as ICE technicals, used to hunt down dissidents like...checks notes...American citizens, children, and the elderly.

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So your saying one will be able to avoid ICE by simply escaping on days when its raining?

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[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 51 points 6 days ago (14 children)

Cybertrucks are just sitting around, waiting for someone to officially label them the DeLorean of the 21st century.

Hey! You take that back! DeLoreans were always cool cars. Their demise wasn't due to lack of popularity, the company just had problems getting established, and ultimately didn't survive its initial growth phase.

Nobody despised the DeLorean, or it's owner. They just ran out of money, and he tried a desperate Hail Mary play, that didn't work.

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 69 points 6 days ago (5 children)

You know, by stock market logic, this would mean they aren't actually worth $800m

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If the stock market had anythign to do with logic Tesla wouldn't be worth more than all other car manufacturers combined

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[–] Netux@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago (5 children)

$800 million worth is giving a lot of value to something they can barely give away. Maybe $800K worth of material after the cost of dismantling.

[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 22 points 5 days ago

They really should use the number of units. If Musk cranks the price from 80k to 120k, they suddenly have $1.2B sitting there? It's the same 10,000 ugly-ass pieces of shit.

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 42 points 6 days ago (10 children)

"nobody wants" or 60% of Americans can't afford basic living expenses?

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[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 74 points 6 days ago
[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 43 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Fuck Tesla. No bailouts for Nazis.

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[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 18 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I think its crazy that they made $800 mil worth of these cars. Who the hell thought they would sell well?

[–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I always thought he was making them as a limited high-end run. It's neither of those things.

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[–] JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

That's 80,000 vehicles. The production capacity is 250k. Ford sold 460,000 F-150s last year.

Chrysler had an inventory of over 1 million last year, they've ran through that by March.

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[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 35 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Can someone explain how the demographic of people who loved to park their gas guzzlers to purposefully block tesla charging stations are now Musk fanboys all of a sudden?

[–] paperazzi@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago

Oppositional Defiant Disorder.

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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 54 points 6 days ago (3 children)

$800 Million Worth of Cybertrucks

Cybertrucks aren't worth the glass of the molotovs that ignite them.

Worth and cost are not synonyms.

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[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

If the talk about Cybertrucks actually rusting in the rain is true, they will be worth less and less and less...

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 23 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Strip out the bad stuff and drop them in the ocean and they can become reefs for fishies and their buddies?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Strip out the bad stuff

What's left after that?

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[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago

Time to play…”WHO DO YA BAIL OUT! HUBBA-HUBBA-HUBBA, MONEY-MONEY-MONEY…WHO DO YA BAIL OOOOOUUUUUUUUT?!”

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Elon underestimated how willing people were to buy a truck from a nazi.

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