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[–] Jaybird@lemmy.world 90 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If nobody wants them... they are not worth that amount. simple economics.

supply and demand...

[–] irish_link@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

I know i would get made fun of for this but a good price is a good price. I would pay $15,000 for one. I think most people would.

Edit 2 min later - I thought better of it. No i still wouldn't want it. I wouldn't trust Tesla not to hack it at some point and take it over.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You could rip the batteries out of them and use them for a solar setup. The rest could be sold for scrap.

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[–] Montreal_Metro@lemmy.ca 40 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Correction. They are worthless. lol.

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago (2 children)

yeah, if nobody wants them, then they are worth 0 dollars net

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[–] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 125 points 6 days ago (4 children)

If nobody wants them, then they are worth $0.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 35 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

You could definitely sell those for more than $0. The batteries alone aren't cheap.

[–] NotJohnSmith@feddit.uk 39 points 6 days ago

So somewhere inbetween as the article says "more than 10,000 units" and "$800m" so they appear to be valuing them at ~$80k/unit which is ridiculously optimistic.

My guess is closer to 1/3rd of that value but nobody likes to lose half a billion in the blink of an eye

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 115 points 6 days ago (8 children)

Next week: US Department of Defence announces purchase of fleet of Cybertrucks.

[–] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 33 points 6 days ago

Can't wait to meet the successor to M1 Abrams: the M2 Sad Tin Can.

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 73 points 6 days ago (26 children)

"$800m"… If nobody wants them, they're not worth anything.

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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 58 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 63 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I am expecting them to end up as ICE technicals, used to hunt down dissidents like...checks notes...American citizens, children, and the elderly.

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So your saying one will be able to avoid ICE by simply escaping on days when its raining?

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[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 51 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Cybertrucks are just sitting around, waiting for someone to officially label them the DeLorean of the 21st century.

Hey! You take that back! DeLoreans were always cool cars. Their demise wasn't due to lack of popularity, the company just had problems getting established, and ultimately didn't survive its initial growth phase.

Nobody despised the DeLorean, or it's owner. They just ran out of money, and he tried a desperate Hail Mary play, that didn't work.

[–] BlairMtnWarrior@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 6 days ago (8 children)

Their demise was absolutely due to lack of popularity. In December '81 they had produced 7,000 units and sold 3,000. I'd argue that they failed for the same reason Fiero did -- they looked like a sports car but were not. Top speed was 110mph. 0-60 time was 10.5 seconds. It had a V-6 that put out 130hp in a car with a curb wt of 2700 lbs. 0-60 time was measured at 10.5 seconds. To put that in perspective, about the same as a 99 Ford F-350 Super Duty Crew Cab 4x4 Dually or 73 LTD Brougham. There are virtually no modern cars that run 0-60 that slow. A 2024 5.3l Suburban has a time of 7.0

In addition, they had numerous quality control problems. This in a car that retailed for $25k or the rough equivalent of $86,000 in today's dollars. While it's probably true that nobody despised the car, it was not a good car. They were definitely cool sitting in a parking lot but getting spanked by a 1980 Chevy Citation (0-60 10.3) is not a good look

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 69 points 6 days ago (5 children)

You know, by stock market logic, this would mean they aren't actually worth $800m

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If the stock market had anythign to do with logic Tesla wouldn't be worth more than all other car manufacturers combined

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[–] Netux@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago (5 children)

$800 million worth is giving a lot of value to something they can barely give away. Maybe $800K worth of material after the cost of dismantling.

[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 22 points 6 days ago

They really should use the number of units. If Musk cranks the price from 80k to 120k, they suddenly have $1.2B sitting there? It's the same 10,000 ugly-ass pieces of shit.

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 42 points 6 days ago (10 children)

"nobody wants" or 60% of Americans can't afford basic living expenses?

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[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 43 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Fuck Tesla. No bailouts for Nazis.

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[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 18 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I think its crazy that they made $800 mil worth of these cars. Who the hell thought they would sell well?

[–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I always thought he was making them as a limited high-end run. It's neither of those things.

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[–] JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

That's 80,000 vehicles. The production capacity is 250k. Ford sold 460,000 F-150s last year.

Chrysler had an inventory of over 1 million last year, they've ran through that by March.

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[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 35 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Can someone explain how the demographic of people who loved to park their gas guzzlers to purposefully block tesla charging stations are now Musk fanboys all of a sudden?

[–] paperazzi@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago

Oppositional Defiant Disorder.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 6 days ago

There is only one single core belief in fascism. There must be an “in” group that the state protects, and an “out” group that the state oppresses. There are zero other rules. This means that the definition of the in group is completely arbitrary and fluid based on what helps the strongman at the top. If you ever question the definition of the in group, you are automatically part of the out group.

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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 54 points 6 days ago (3 children)

$800 Million Worth of Cybertrucks

Cybertrucks aren't worth the glass of the molotovs that ignite them.

Worth and cost are not synonyms.

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[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 23 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Strip out the bad stuff and drop them in the ocean and they can become reefs for fishies and their buddies?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Strip out the bad stuff

What's left after that?

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[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

If the talk about Cybertrucks actually rusting in the rain is true, they will be worth less and less and less...

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago

Time to play…”WHO DO YA BAIL OUT! HUBBA-HUBBA-HUBBA, MONEY-MONEY-MONEY…WHO DO YA BAIL OOOOOUUUUUUUUT?!”

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Elon underestimated how willing people were to buy a truck from a nazi.

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[–] IvanOverdrive@lemm.ee 35 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Time to bury them in the desert right beside the ET Atari cartridges.

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