this post was submitted on 14 May 2025
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[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 171 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Who else is watching this in 2025!?!?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

video posted Jan. 1st 2025

8000000 likes

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[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago

who else is reading this comment in 2027? 🤣🤣

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago

Most are in 2019. Let's not spoil anything to them

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[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 82 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

My father loved this meme. My favorite memory is of reading this meme with him sitting on the couch with the family puppy. He died tragically ten years ago, hit by a runaway dildo delivery truck while taking our puppy to the vet to have puppy aids treatment. I cry every time I see this meme.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is so sad, can we hit 50K likes?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago

1 re-lemmy = 1 ❤️

[–] FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hit by a runaway dildo delivery truck is crazy 💀💀💀

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 points 2 weeks ago

Bro really said he got hit by the whole damn dildo delivery truck 🥀🥀🥀

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

Bruh really said puppy 💀

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You're missing the pinned "Omg, this is crazy, but I just got a $750 gift card from the code in the description! 💕💕"

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I've figured out a solution for those, actually. My channels' word blacklists includes every single emoji.

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[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

If I hit 10k followers my parents will buy me a professional camera! Please guys!

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 55 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tiktok is really bad about this. I'd say it's worse than YouTube comments.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 84 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

NAHHHHH "worse than YouTube comments" IS CRAZYYYYY

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 70 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

bro think its worse than youtube comments💀💀💀😭🙏😭🙏😭😭

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago

“Worse than youtube comments” got me crying 😭

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 weeks ago

Bro literally thought 😂😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪😏🥸😂😂😂1️⃣ 1 👍 like 🟰 equals 1️⃣ 1 🙏 prayer

[–] sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

ts pmo fr 🥀🥀😭💀

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

"Anyone watching in current year?"

[–] dev_null@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I saw a top comment on a music video on YouTube with "Anyone watching on specifically today's date". Tons of engagement because of course everyone is watching today.

Dude just had a script setup to edit the comment every day, so for years it always asked about today's date.

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[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Punchline Situation is Diabolical

@SomeDude • 8 hours ago

2.8M Views

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"Punchline" 💀💀

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

"no one:
absolutely no one:
not a single soul:
character: punchline"

going back to 2018-era youtube comment sections is painful

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

2018-era? That still happens today

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago

maybe it’s just that I hang around good parts of the internet now, but i saw that "no one:" format so much more back then

i still see it sometimes now, but around 2018 it was everywhere

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

"Tell me blah blah blah without telling me blah blah blah."

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Punchline isn't even funny. Anyone who laughs is an idiot and the creator deserves to die.

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[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 34 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I can never tell if it’s bots or if people are just so unoriginal. I mean I’m not that original myself, but at least I’m self aware.

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[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ayo not "punchline " ffs I'm dead

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[–] moakley@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That doesn't bother me, and as someone who occasionally makes comics I always appreciate positive feedback like that.

So much worse is:

OP: "This [noun] is [adjective]."

Commenter 1: "This [noun] is [worse adjective]. FTFY."

Commenter 2: "[Noun] isn't [adjective]... BECAUSE IT'S AN INSULT TO [ADJECTIVE] THINGS EVERYWHERE! I am so clever! You thought I was defending [noun], but I pulled an Uno Reverse, which is also a clever thing to say!"

At dinner that night I imagine commenter 2 tells his mom all about how he's so funny on reddit. She doesn't really listen.

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I think the issue stemmed from Stream Comments whose fast paced nature causes a situation where you're more likely to feel ignored for a thoughtful contribution but feel like part of the monkey pack if you howl the same stuff everybody else is howling.

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 23 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Me responding “yes” when two options are presented

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Missing the bot comments that don't reference anything specific in the original post. Sometimes they reference the title, but not the content.

[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 17 points 2 weeks ago

Very true in YouTube's comment section

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

something blatantly sexist or racist that is entirely off topic, just to grab hate reactions

oldest person on earth: "amen"

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[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

For extra accuracy you should have made it a repost with tons of engagements of an original post by a different users with barely any engagements

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[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

How is this bad? I feel happy knowing other people also found a joke funny.

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[–] owl@infosec.pub 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It's like those video where the narrator simply exactly explains what happens on screen as you see it.

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[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

I swear I feel like I'm getting brain damage every time I look at YouTube shorts comments

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

who's seeing this in 2025???

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 9 points 2 weeks ago

Back in my day we said it was better than twilight.

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

WEVE GOT PUNCHLINE BEFORE GTA6 😭😭 💀 💀 💀🤯 🤯 🤯

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

10% of comments are legitimately funny or well thought out and add something to your experience

Unfortunately, you have to wade through the other 90% to get to them

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[–] rotkehle@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago
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