this post was submitted on 18 May 2025
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[–] ThatKomputerKat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
  1. Unless I was too dead tired to make it to the shower, then 2.
[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No matter how I go to sleep, I always wake up 20. Always been that way. I have socks on, though.

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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] brap@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Fuck yeah 10s

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

18 if by myself 20 with the girlfriend I make-believe I have.

[–] Batmaniac@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Technically, none of them. I don't sleep at night. I work the graveyard shift.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] konomikitten@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Either 1 or 20

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

19 to 20.

any loss clothes feel so uncomfortable.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

5/10 are Donald Duck, 15 is Daisy Duck

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

3, 17, 20. Depends on the season.

[–] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

20 if I showered, 3 if I didn't

[–] tartarin@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

I don't sleep.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like wearing nothing at all ^nothing at all^

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