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7 for me (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 2 points 21 hours ago

None of the above. I'm a long sleeve shirt and full pajama bottoms person.

[–] Carbonizer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

18 or 20, depending on how I'm feeling that day.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

1 or 2

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

For a moment, I thought those were jeans. And nice, always ready to go.

[–] decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago (6 children)

If someone does 15, they need to go to jail. A bra is uncomfortable to sleep with and sleeping with only a bra is psychotic.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

I'm not a woman.

My wife has taught me how much leakage there can be, depending on the time/month.

It's why I we have those water proof mattress covers. For ALL of our mattresses, including our kids.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago

I, uh, sleep with my stuffed bra on when the dysphorias really bad

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[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Been 20 for years. Wont change

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago

I've been 20 for most of my 43 years.

However, we had twins recently. They're 18 months old and we all co-sleep. I don't want to be a prudish family where kids aren't allowed to see a bum or whatever, but I also don't want to feel weird about snuggling up together.

So... I've been wearing pyjamas just to avoid any awkwardness.

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[–] yarr@feddit.nl 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Was this meme part of a contest to see how destroyed you can make a meme by JPEG compression artifacts? I've seen clearer images looking through a windshield smeared in vaseline on a cloudy day.

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[–] tartarin@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

I don't sleep.

[–] eletes@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

My wife is bottomless with a shirt these days. Calls it Pooh bear

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[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 169 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I can't find my hat and night shirt...

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 109 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Don’t forget the candle in case you have to investigate something.

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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 108 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I fixed the image for you

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Fixed it more better

Edit: was supposed to say inane not insane, but it still works

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

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[–] RevolverSly@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 15 points 2 days ago

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Who sleeps in a shirt with no pants? Seems like an odd combination.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Donald Duck

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[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

who tf Donald ducks it?

[–] TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Team 5 / 15 here. :)

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[–] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

[–] Sus_456@ani.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

1d20 every day

[–] Sus_456@ani.social 1 points 1 day ago

Yesterday for exemple, I used the 14⁰. Really unusual for me put a pantie and a bra. But my balls felt nice last night, so I not complain.

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 days ago (4 children)

im 20 and my girlfriend is 14

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[–] crawlspace@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago

20 at home, 18 somewhere else.

[–] panic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 86 points 3 days ago (9 children)

I cannot imagine wearing a bra to sleep. Wearing a bra while awake is suffering enough

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)

neither can I (and if I would, I think my wife would want a word or two)

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[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago

5 or 20, depending on how cold the room is

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 85 points 3 days ago (31 children)

Almost always 20 :)

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 70 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Username doesn't check out

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[–] UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 days ago

[–] 5parky@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Where's the number for gimp mask and tutu?

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[–] ianfraserkrillmaster@midwest.social 9 points 2 days ago

18 and only 18 😤

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

20 and its the only correct way

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[–] JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social 42 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Where the 18s at...?

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[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

18, id like to see a statistic of this

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[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

2, to keep the Ass Höle molecules off my sheets, and the cat hair off my chest

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago

My partner doesn't fit any of these if she is cold as she has socks on. And by cold I mean seemingly anything at ramdom below 30c

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 days ago (13 children)

Literally anything except 5 10 and 15. Extremely curious to hear from the 5/10/15 crowd.

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[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

21: using somebody else's skin as pajamas

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