5parky

joined 2 years ago
[–] 5parky@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So I go to the 40k universe and all of the other beings are the size of my pinkie...

[–] 5parky@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This concept could be an entire Lemmy community.

[–] 5parky@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

Because if you take horse electrolytes, you wake up the next day with your shoes nailed to your feet with an overwhelming urge to shit in the road.

[–] 5parky@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I always called them "arrogant for no reason"

[–] 5parky@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

The trooves are out there.

[–] 5parky@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Chunk: And this I've time, I mixed up a batch of fake barf, snuck up to the balcony at the theater, and made a noise like "huuuuh, huuuuh" and dumped it over the side.

Fratelli: I think I'm beginning to like this kid, ma.

[–] 5parky@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

[–] 5parky@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Where's the number for gimp mask and tutu?

[–] 5parky@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Roussev was spying on the US as Dr. Jan Itor for a while.

[–] 5parky@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Nail gun lobotomy? Or maybe that was my band name in the 00's. I don't remember for some reason.

[–] 5parky@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I'll call it Windows 11.

 

I'd still play it though!

 

I'm glad I'm over that eelness.

 

Garbage answers encouraged.

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