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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 19 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I've sampled enough to say confidently that this is false.

[–] Bonskreeskreeskree@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 18 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 7 points 16 hours ago

Fair enough. This one is debunked.

Let's move along people, nothing to see here.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

[–] Pnut@lemm.ee 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Probably a research assistant

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

[–] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Oh god I'm close keep going

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 19 hours ago

Gonna eat some guac and wash it down with some pool water.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 98 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (10 children)

Um excuse me?

I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We’re trying to promote hygiene here

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 22 hours ago

what a day to have eyes

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 16 hours ago

This is gold. Thank you.

[–] Beero@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers....smells...pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

[–] inthearizonasun@lemm.ee 67 points 1 day ago (7 children)
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 points 17 hours ago

You are an asset to the team. Welcome.

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