Ask not what an android needs with a buttcrack, ask instead what you need with that buttcrack.
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He is fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques.
If his glutes were fused it'd make walking difficult
Plus he has a fully functional plug for the socket in the wall
He is fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques. A wide variety of pleasuring. A fully integrated multi-fetish artificial being.
Multi-pass
Not the reference i was making but i cackled
If they are fully functional ..... it assumes that they would be capable of providing sexual pleasure for either human sex. The butt crack is just another aspect of being "fully functional" ..... for any sexual event.
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"I call him... Fister Roboto."
"But he doesn't just fist! Tell 'em!"
He's learning
"Not slacking off!"
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Heat and air pressure exhaust. It’s full of electronics after all.
You’re telling me that there’s a constant jet of hot air coming out as the CPU fans do their job?
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Also he eats and drinks .... waste products do have to come out somewhere eventually
He has a functioning cock too.
Oddly, it didn't get it's own display space.
What does an android need with a dick?
Simple answer; to be fully functional.
(Also, the definition of android is an intelligent, automated machine made to resemble a human...)
“Smooth as an android’s bottom”
Hahahaha, took me a second
If they're supposed to mimic humans you'd want at least the shape of a booty. Otherwise you'd have an android walking around with Hank-Hill-Butt
Fuck it, let's go in the opposite direction. We're not obligated to perfectly emulate human anatomy, so why not give him four ass cheeks? Dual crack technology
4 ass cheeks, but arranged in quadrants like the galaxy. Still only 1 b-hole right in the galactic center!
That is exactly what I was picturing, intersecting cracks for maximum output
1 poop, 3 rolls of TP, a bidet like a car wash
Absurd, obviously a top shelf android would have a self-cleaning ass. I'm imagining an energy based cleaning system, simply incinerate all contamination using fire or lasers emitted from within the butthole
I just noticed how weird it was to arrange all the body parts in that way in that display.
If the ship had been lost, damaged or abandoned or some reason and an alien species had come upon it .... they would have seen this display and wondered what kind of weird crab like creatures inhabited this ship
Is it not aesthetically pleasing, sir?
Right. Like Soong is going to build an android that can't do a proper slut drop.
Who put the torso on the rack facing forward but the hips facing backwards?
Someone aware of which body parts do what to a show's age rating I imagine.
Because the prop department didn't wanna fabricate a gold dong
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For poopin silly
Do Data and Lore shit?
I mean, he does eat and drink to try and be more human. Where did you think it went?
Well, he doesn't digest. He doesn't need to digest. So there are several options:
- temporary internal storage pouch, regurgitated later for recycling, or teleports it directly from his storage unit
- raw material for some matter:energy converter.
- mechanism, like a replicator. He takes in food and produces worthless but dense platinum.
- he's got some simplified equivalent to a digestive system that breaks down biological material.
I lean toward the first. It's the most space efficient, and wouldn't bother him. The second is unlikely because he'd be able to function as an insanely powerful, world destroying bomb. The third is a very Star Trek solution. The fourth seems like a gross waste of space to no end. Is pooping that integral to understanding humans?
Didnt he say at one time he converts some of what he ingests into lubricant or coolant for his internal mechanisms?
You may be right. I don't recall, but I believe it if you say so. Maybe Tasha liked him so much because he was "self-lubricating."
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