If I'm milking 2 people, they better be paying me
this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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Depends on what you're into, I suppose.
I’ve got nipples. Can you milk me, Greg?
You give me time to glove up and grab a bottle of lube, and you will fill a bucket
Are there specific people, or can you just milk anyone there?
they don't want to be milked, that's the challenge
On a side note, paying to work is one small step toward acclimating to the oncoming technofeudalist dystopia.
"All of our entry-level positions are internships. It's $300 per job application, $1,000 per interview, and if you're lucky enough to land the job, you'll pay us $40 per hour for the experience. A small number of the highest-performing interns (and legacy hires, of course) will be offered a full-time position with a hiring bonus equal to their internship costs and a salary based on the contributions of the interns working for them."
Oh for fuck's sake, this isn't an ad for a jobs program.
I volunteer to be milked
"Bathroom stalls with conveniently placed holes available on site. Come one, come all."
Me and 4 friends want to milk a cow together, is there a group rate?
Once they have the money I don't think they care