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[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Alternative appearance would be the vice city era gta death animation. Spasm and all

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 7 points 6 days ago

I'm more of a D, extra dimensions = extra comfort

[–] vinyl@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I had to do F when MRI scanning, and that felt like A TORTURE, laying still like a statue for 40 mins, after that long my mind started fucking with me thinking i was moving one direction, to counteract the non existent movement i went other direction, and then i would question my life choices when the guy controlling the MRI tells me I moved and has to redo the imaging. 😭

[–] irmoz@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A, reverse A, A, reverse A, etc

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

A until my arm is good and dead

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Used to love stomach-sleeping. Then got severe nerve damage in my shoulder and neck. Now H all day every day

[–] preussischblau@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thanks for the inspo, I really ought to stop.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Well the nerve damage was unrelated if it helps lol.

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

C, I call it the Jethro Tull.

[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I never know where to place my hands in A.

[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] tourist@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didnt even know he was sick

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

We wouldn't expect you too, it was an accute case of neckchokarea. He only came down with it moments before it took him.

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 week ago

G but on my left shoulder

[–] mostNONheinous@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

G but the blanket somehow wraps around me like D.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That's why I personally use a Möbius blanket. That's a manifold that doesn't fold 😎

[–] rossome@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 week ago

Like a dead Yamcha for sure.

[–] preussischblau@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago (6 children)
[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

face down work well for the D

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I used to like F. But working years in construction has forced me into G with a pillow in between or else my hands go numb and wake me up 4 times a night. And now I have back issues from sleeping in G. Getting old sucks major ass, boys.

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[–] RecipeForHate1@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago

G all the way

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That's why you gotta get one of those side sleeper pillows (I've got one without a waifu, but to each their own). That shit is straight up magic.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

A to D to H to B to C to G to F to E. All in about 5 minutes. Repeat until alarm.

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 10 points 1 week ago
[–] Resol@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

G, but I'm not as skinny as Goku.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Famously Yamcha's death pose

Source:

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[–] Alice863367@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 1 week ago
[–] Sephie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

All of the above

[–] KiwiTB@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Finally, hypercube sleeping getting the recognition it deserves.

[–] evening_push579@feddit.nu 4 points 1 week ago

Me: B Wife: E

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 week ago

I too prefer the D

[–] unaccomplishedbottom@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

What the fuck is kinda sleep is D?

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Some days, to avoid disturbing my sleeping cats, I sleep sideways across the head of my bed curled around them. Those days I swim in a sea of pillows.

So I guess d?

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How is B different from H?

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 5 points 1 week ago

They're the same, but for H you hold the position for thousands of years.

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You have received CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I sleep like B wishing it was H

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