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[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Stardew valley

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 96 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The average conservative's ideal woman.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 41 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Man that almost hurts to read.

Except, I recognize that the personality of the average conservative is about as deep as having the default NPCs 3 responses.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

"Hell yeah brother!"

"I'm tired."

"Fuck those people I hate."

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And unfortunately straight as well.

[–] lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i prefer when shit is fictional and queer that's why I am on this comm, why are people bringing cishet verisimilitude into this

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

verisimilitude

Had to look that word up:

Open English Wordnet: n. the appearance of truth; the quality of seeming to be true

[–] OZFive@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 days ago

That was a pretty sweet ending.

I've only got this one from Joel Haver - Returning to an RPG That you haven't played in a while

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 days ago

♪Lights on a screen♪

♪All they are is lights on a screen♪

♪Lights on a screen♪

♪All they are is lights on a screen- yeah♪

[–] RedSnt -3 points 4 days ago

That's what The Last of Us understood - just kill everyone off.