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Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn't know it's fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone blurred a very small part of there of five letters making it impossible to read the word "shit". I was about to shit a fucking brick.

fuck

edit: @TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world took the time to edit it to remove the censor, so I changed the image in the post to that. Thanks!

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Once upon a time in the repair shop.

Keep your beloved friend busy.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 124 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Lol that's a good one, I might steal it.

Also:

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[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 83 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Lol this is f*nny. Fuckin h*rmonicas.

Edit: my asterisks italicized the thing, whoops lol

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 66 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

To your comment: not only that, it's a censor of an already censored curse word, "fkn" of course meaning fucking. This is one of the more egregious censors I've ever seen.

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[–] match@pawb.social 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sevon@lemmy.kde.social 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey! You can't say that word

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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 42 points 1 week ago (6 children)

What is the optimum angle to secure such a device for the maximum result? Asking for science.

Also, I wouldn't ever glue/tie/epoxy one of these. I'd do four in various places.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You don't want optimum because then it sounds like a harmonica.

Edit: sorry, fucking harmonica.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hot-glue some of the holes so they each play a different chord. Maybe some kind of flexible barrier in front could redirect airflow until the vehicle picks up speed so some or all will stay quiet initially.

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[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What's a fin harmonica? Is that one dolphins can play?

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

It's a fβ–ˆn harmonica. The rectangle is part of the brand name. Check out https://www.fnharmonica.com/en

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[–] Case@lemmynsfw.com 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Anybody have a pic of the underside of a Cybertruck? Need to scope out a place with airflow but limited visibility.

There is at least one asshole in my general area who needs a come-uppance.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 70 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Unfortunately seems pretty flat, if I recall correctly the bottom of the truck is the battery module

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 22 points 1 week ago

Just get a couple neodymium magnets. Hot glue them to the harmonica ahead of time for quick deployment.

Glue it, they're not going to look themselves

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CUNT! FUCK!

I hate self censorship

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I've had to bring this up elsewhere, but could we please stop making and reposting unnecessarily censored memes? The obscured word here is 'FKN', not even 'fucking'. This isn't Tiktok, these alterations are kind of gratuitous...

I’m so depressed I want to self harmonica now. Maybe even Kermit sewer slide.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I edited the post, thanks for taking the time to Photoshop this!

My pleasure, thanks for the quick edit.

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[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why they censor the word fun

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Because we cant have it anymore.
OBEY. WORK. DIE.

[–] LucidNightmare@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Voluntary censorship is just so weird to me... Like, people died so you could speak freely, and yet you censor fkn... Wow.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

nah it's just a f-u-n harmonica and some of us don't like that.

but fkn is already a way to censor fucking, which is what's f*nny about it.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't have any harmonicas, would this work with a trombone?

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[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

bro someone censored my censorship

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. ThatΒ removedΒ didn't know it's fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone blurred a very small part of there of five letters making it impossible to read the word "shit". I was about to shit a fucking brick.

fuck

Looks like censoring fuck caused too much trouble on my instance. What was the word that got censored?

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[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

God damn WhistlinDiesel and his truck antics

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I'll have to try this with a coworker's. He was also auto tech, so it'll have to be hidden well...

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 11 points 1 week ago

I should print an adapter to route some of the intake charge through a harmonica...

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (5 children)

But that's only blocking like 1 letter.... What swear word could it be?

Probably a censor of an abbreviation fkn

The world needs a cleanse

[–] Contentedness@lemmy.nz 10 points 1 week ago
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