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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

Imagine being married to real life dollar store Putin and top Lex Luthor cosplayer Steven Miller and then trading that for a dude that can't wear hats and is constantly torped out on Ketamine.

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago

Needs more black eye and meth

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Stephen "PeeWee Himmler" Miller

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

there's no verification that musk is capable of sex considering his drug use and alleged botched penis implants

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can somebody help me into the loop here?

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Musk is leaving washington and taking the Deputy Chief of Staff's wife with him.

Stephen miller, the Deputy Chief of Staff is a notoriously horrible awful person.

His wife is apparently almost as awful. Which makes sense really.

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Maybe she just likes to party.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago