Situations like this make me truly appreciate my mobile plan, and especially the fact that it covers all calls to USA - even if i am in Italy. THX Iliad <3

[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And definitely don't call to reserve a table for 13 and not show up

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And whatever you do, don't even think about making incredibly realistic looking training material for the kitchen staff that would actually result in a massive grease fire if they were to follow along.

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Can I have a freedom cheeseburger with freedom fries and a diet coke, oh and can I get the diet coke with the deep fried ice if it's not too much trouble? Thanks here's a $20 tip.

[–] Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is this actually a real place??? I mean, not surprised but jesus

[–] TranslateErr0rs@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yep:

https://www.deseret.com/lifestyle/2025/06/02/trump-fan-launch-trump-burger/

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

How long before Trump sues for royalties to his likeness?

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

cult.

[–] meathorse@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I'm gonna make "LET'S GO TACO!!" My entire personality

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

Chicken TACO = Chicken Trump Always Chickens Out? A little clumsy, but I'll take it

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Blast from the past - hope it blows out his ass.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Instructions actually unclear: please don't stop calling?!

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Or believing.