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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 95 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fox News viewers would need the concept of "sharing" explained to them first.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 43 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Sharing is a type of communism, of course.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago

Get that damn code Communism out of my country! No more Forking or Cloning! No more importing libraries either! We're going to build a big beautiful firewall and export all the unsigned binaries. Make Assembly Great Again! And no terminating projects because apps begin at compilation.

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[–] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Good news! It's a suppository.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago

It doesn't matter. None of faux news viewers can read.

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 230 points 2 days ago (9 children)
[–] irelephant@programming.dev 215 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A pull-request to forked your reposotory obviously.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 72 points 2 days ago (5 children)
[–] artocode404@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 2 days ago (4 children)

You should make a pull request and fork them yourself if you care that deeply

[–] frezik@midwest.social 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

unzip
strip
touch
finger
grep
mount
fsck
more
yes
fsck
fsck
fsck
umount
sleep

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Write it

cut it

paste it

save it

load it

check it

quick, rewrite it

Plug it

play it

burn it

rip it

drag it

drop it

zip

unzip it

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

An e-note is a full step above a d-note and a half step below an f-note.

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[–] drkt@scribe.disroot.org 206 points 2 days ago (6 children)
[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 80 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (5 children)
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[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A reposotory is a suppository you can share with others when asked with an e-note.

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[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And people say LLMs will degrade our collective knowledge lol

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

they both will

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Why is the headline in quotes?

[–] Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 21 points 2 days ago

Because of "reasons"

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Because trashy people never saw Austin Powers and updated their use of quotation marks to denote sarcasm.

Quotation marks were historically used to add emphasis to text, the way asterisks are used today. Old people who refuse to change and don't realize their way of writing is actively making fun of themselves still use them this way. These are also the people who watch Fox.

[–] sfbing@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Quotation marks we're historically used ...

Meh. I am in my late sixties, and that was never proper usage. These people were merely always illiterate.

[–] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 1 points 19 hours ago

It's valid usage if you go waaay back, i.e. centuries. You also see it in some late 19th/early 20th century newsprint and ads.

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[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 44 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What the hell? If they just asked ChatGPT it would have been much better:

  • Repository: A folder of project files on the internet.

  • Fork: Your own copy of that folder to make changes.

  • Pull Request: A way to ask, “Can my changes go back into the original folder?”

[–] lud@lemm.ee 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

To be fair ChatGPT didn't exist 12 years ago.

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 days ago

Oh yeah, I overlooked that detail.

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[–] FedericoSchonborn@beehaw.org 11 points 2 days ago (4 children)

The Fox News intern probably didn't need a ton of water and the energy of a small country just to be trained, though.

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[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

*reposortory(sic)

[–] monkeyman512@lemmy.world 124 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Part of me is bothered by those explanations, but if I had to explain GitHub to a tech illiterate grandparent with that much screen space I don't know if I would do much better.

[–] Eranziel@lemmy.world 131 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Repository: a collection of computer code for a software program (or app if you insist).

Fork: a copy of a repository so you can edit it without affecting the original.

Pull request: a request to the owner of a repo to bring in some changes you made in a fork.

I think I even got the word count down.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 86 points 2 days ago

Repository: your code.

Fork: my code.

Pull request: u want my code?

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[–] nao@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why even bother explaining those terms if you only have that much screen space.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah this is about the comprehension level I'd expect from a typical Comm major lol.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 65 points 2 days ago

This physically hurts me.

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 76 points 2 days ago

I'm surprised they didn't sneak in a swipe about open source being a socialist conspiracy to undermine American ingenuity.

[–] derry@midwest.social 61 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"forked" when you push broken code to prod at 5 on a Friday.

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[–] okmko@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

If these were answers for a high school test it would get a D or something for correctness. I can't believe an adult, a journalist no less, could be so off.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 13 points 2 days ago

Its a bit charitable to call fox news journalists.

[–] Coolkat@slrpnk.net 22 points 2 days ago

Issue: Form of insult common to this community

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I wonder More why was github on tv

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago

Woah. Things were different, at least 12 years ago.

[–] Bonus@piefed.social 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] mesamunefire@piefed.social 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm convinced that's ment to get people riled up.

[–] Phunter@lemmy.zip 58 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Either that or they're doing the same amount of research they normally do. It's hard to tell.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 26 points 2 days ago (5 children)

But then why use

Term: explanation

and directly below that

"Term"-- explanation

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[–] dave@feddit.uk 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm almost more irritated by the use of two hyphens instead of a colon after the first definition. They just didn't give a shit really.

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[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

At least they didn’t call it a suppository.

“GitHub just reached its 1 billionth suppository!!”

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