God is angry. Trump fears being struck by lightning.
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Hey, evangelicals, remember how when anything bad happened, it was because God was sad that we weren't murdering gay people? So does this mean that God hates Trump?
Yes. Why do you think Pestilence was sent during the first term?
I don't remember RFK Jr from last time
Thoughts and prayers
Trump is a witch confirmed.
Because what, the weather would pose a threat to the wellbeing of the soldiers?
Trump doesn't care about that.
We can only hope. Let's dust off that old HAARP and see if we can make it happen! /s
Every soldier should be given a sick chit for bonespurs that day.
Get a water balloon and fill it with skunk musk ... basically skunk feces or the anal glands of a dead skunk
let it sit in the sun for an afternoon before you use it.
throw it anywhere near the parade route
the stink will last for days
Can lightning disable a tank? I don't want the crews to get hurt but four or five M1 Abrams stuck in the middle of Constitution Ave would make for some fucking GREAT b-roll for the nightly news.
I'm more interested in whether it'll disable a particular president. See the secret service try to prevent that act of god