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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I'm a sadist, I'm addicted to this heroin,

You're Tonya Harding and I'm your Nancy Kerrigan!

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 14 hours ago

Lloyd Braun, I just wanted serenity

But you had to go testin’ me, gave me suicide tendencies

[–] wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Let me explain the situation for those who don't know:

Once, there was this girl who

Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion

And when she finally made it,

She saw

Some other girl who was better

And so she hired some guy to club her in the knee cap.

[–] snipon 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 14 hours ago

But in Weird Al

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How does this story end? I mean, did the girl that swore to be a skating champion achieved her dreams⛸️✨️♥️?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There's a movie about it starring Margot Robbie called "I, Tonya"

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

👏 🌹 Bravo

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 day ago

That I still remember both of their names is troubling when I can't remember shit I actually care about.

[–] nop@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] guy_threepwood@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I love when I get halfway through an old usenet thread before I realise the date the messages were posted

[–] Uri@infosec.pub 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Girl on the left got her boyfriend to break the girl on the right's kneecaps with a metal pipe

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Actually it was left woman's ex husband and her bodyguard who paid someone else to hurt right woman's knee so she can't compete in figure skating anymore.The paid person used a police baton at least according to Wikipedia but wasn't able to hurt her bad enough to stop her from participating in future events.

[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

Damn at least I remembered who was who I guess

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago

Really recommend listening to the "you're wrong about" episode about her

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I won't make any claims as to accuracy but I did enjoy the movie - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I,_Tonya

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

it ony a movie!

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I never really understood what usenet actually was. How does it compare to Lemmy or Mastodon?

[–] h0rnman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Usenet never really went away, it just got quieter in favor of easier to use options. I still use it pretty frequently for the couple of things is really good for.

It's a gross oversimplification, but think of usenet as a kind of early social media or proto-forums. Before websites, facebook, or anything resembling the modern internet took off, news groups were howl ike-minded people connected. You could post articles to various groups, sort of like a dead drop, and that post would be related around to all of the various providers based on who subscribed to whom. The user interface was very similar to an email client and you could look at it like sending email to a global address (with no user@ part)

The structure of usenet was based on dot syntax, with the topic scope becoming progressively more narrow as you went along. You would have things like: alt.books.scifi

alt.books.scifi.authors

alt.books.scifi.authors.asimov

or comp.software

comp.software.unix

comp.software.unix.compilers

with each of those groups focusing on more specific topics as they went down the hierarchy, and thousands of groups and subgroups.

Usenet was one of the first federated services, too. Due to how replication was managed, no one single server or host controlled it. Your server could go down, but any other server that replicated (federated) with your instance would have all the same articles unless they were marked as a "local only" group.

This is all very early in the internet, but i feel like this is the kind of thing that will save us in the end. Federated services, newsgroups, personal websites, and forums can free us from the shackles of Corp owned platforms. It's amazing how relevant it still is for a technology spun up in the early 80s. Wikipedia has a great article on usenet that everyone on a fediverse platform should read to help understand how we got here and how quirky and weird and fun the old internet used to be (and hopefully can be again)

[–] Logh@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

A few years ago I subscribed for a few months, but didn’t dive too deep. Is there still a social aspect to usenet these days or is it just file sharing? It would be great to find forums and such.

[–] h0rnman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 hours ago

It's almost 100% file sharing these days. Something I greatly lament. The entry barrier seems like it's just too high these days. That could probably be fixed with better client software, but it would also require a willingness for folks to get on board with a "dead" platform. Lemmy growing as much as it has was nutty. I'm not sure that could happen again

[–] late_night@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"If Lemmy and Mastodon were playing football, usenet would be the stadium that they played on. It would be the sun that shone down on them."

-- Nancy, The Craft

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

That’s just poetry.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Picture Lemmy, where anyone can create and subscribe to communities about whatever, only without the multimedia or link posts. Everything, at least in the beginning, was strictly text-based posts and threaded replies.

(Ways to attach binary files such as images were hacked in by converting the binary data to text. That's still how email attaches files today, though it's all behind the scenes and not obvious to average users anymore.)

[–] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Worse in every way but you could use it to steal media. Like an even more angry and nerdy Lemmy.

[–] RegularJoe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And who can forget fnord and plonk?

[–] blargle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

blargle slaps RegularJoe around a bit with a large trout

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonya_Harding

Specifically, see the section titled "Assault of Nancy Kerrigan and legal proceedings"

It was a pretty huge deal at the time, but has since faded.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

WWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY!?!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It was the 1990s, this was one of the biggest shocks of the decade.

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Also alt.adjective.noun.verb.verb.verb was a pretty common name for, uh, shitposting newsgroups. Whatever we called shitposting back then, I can't remember.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Or just spamming I guess.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Watch the movie I Tonya, a great biopic about the whole incident

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

My favorite newsgroup of this ilk was alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

alt.sexy.bald.captains

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 3 points 1 day ago

alt.cows.moo.moo.moo was my go to.

[–] iamdisappoint@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago
[–] blargle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

alt.schmuck.follower.dead.bad.sci-fi.writer alt.schmuck.follower.dead.bad.lady.novelist