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[–] BlueSquid0741@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

β€œThis town needs an enema”

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[–] FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago

Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please

β€œHey, Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets.”

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[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nice fukkin' model!

Honk Honk

[–] HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

"Beetlejuice... Beetlejuice... Beetlejuice."

"It's showtime."

(breaks out of ground with carnival ride on his head)

"ATTENTION, KMART SHOPPERS!"

[–] theedqueen@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

We both like soup.

[–] pseudonaut@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Bitches leave.

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

β€œWe’re with you, Mister the Kid!”

[–] AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago

Be excellent to each other!

[–] ghostlychonk@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

[–] aMockTie@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

"Let's go eat, huh?"

Or for one that has more or less pierced the cultural zeitgeist:

"Oh hi Mark"

[–] waka@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Everybody got that? ...Good.

[–] HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 day ago

"What about you guys?"

"WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!"

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.snekerpimp.space 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

β€œHow many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?”

I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes!

[–] AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

When will then be now? Soon.

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I'm too terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago

"Snake Pliskin? I thought he was dead."

[–] Zoop@beehaw.org 9 points 1 day ago

A gun rack? A gun rack. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do...with a gun rack?

[–] odious@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

[–] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 5 points 1 day ago

"It's in Belgium".

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none.

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[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

click

🎢 Then put your little hand in mine There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

[–] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

"Listen... Do you smell something?"

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

A lot of Arnie and no "hasta la vista, baby"

Baffling

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