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[โ€“] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

Anybody want a peanut?

[โ€“] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

"I'm stuck in this dryer step brother. Help me."

[โ€“] hungprocess@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago

"Eight? Who taught you math!?"

[โ€“] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"This isn't where I parked my car"

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[โ€“] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] Naich@lemmings.world 5 points 1 month ago

"It's in Belgium".

[โ€“] ehxor@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

โ€œTwo fighters against a star destroyer?โ€

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[โ€“] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

"Listen... Do you smell something?"

[โ€“] aMockTie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] Albbi@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

click

๐ŸŽถ Then put your little hand in mine There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

[โ€“] Sorrow3527@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You wouldn't toss a dwarf

[โ€“] Yermaw@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

"No stairway. Denied."

[โ€“] nebulaone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

"You've met me at a strange time of my life"

Might not be exactly correct, but I can't believe no one has posted this one yet.

[โ€“] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

She doesn't even go here

[โ€“] DizzoMyNizzo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...My ass. Nyahaa! Nyahaa!

[โ€“] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cattle mutilations are up.

[โ€“] AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And your GF sleeps above the covers

Six feet above the covers!

[โ€“] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My nipples look like milk duds.

[โ€“] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] 9point6@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

A lot of Arnie and no "hasta la vista, baby"

Baffling

[โ€“] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] ashzilla@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] pheonixdown@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

"I know a place on the edge of the red-light district where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brother!"

"Senor Diiickheeead!"

Best opening lines with the most exposition. We learned everything we needed to know

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[โ€“] Dr_Box@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

How you doing?๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ’…

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[โ€“] zell565@lemmus.org 3 points 1 month ago

"The dart, man! You got a fuckin' dart in your neck! "

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