I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight! FIGHT!
I am the worst case scenario of Thomas Jefferson's dream.
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2025
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It was a Tuesday.
No luck catching them (swans/killers), then?
Bitches leave.
We both like soup.
"I feel the need..."
(I don't even have to finish the line.)
The stars! They are not in position!
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That dumb dog will never learn to catch a Frizbee.
"Well I just hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE!" (slams phone into receiver)
Woah, gotta be honest, wasn't expecting a Waiting for Guffman line. There's so many good ones in that movie lol. Some I still quote 20y later:
- I didn't know deers could...could do that
- Contrary to popular belief, I don't see well without my glasses
- Look out!
Yes exactly!! Some of my other faves:
Fresh off a destroyer, nothing but a dance belt and a tube of ChapStick
You know what you people are, you're bastard people
I'm gonna go home and bite my pillow
Who the fuck in their right mind would want everlasting life? The endless conversation.
"he can't see without his glasses"
Ah, Bonnydoon. The serenity.
Stop lollygagging! And... regular gagging!
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
I didn't know this was in a movie. Which one?
βWhere can warp drive take us, except away from here?β
Brenda?
I love listening to your little pissant soldiers trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.
Denny Crane