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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 36 minutes ago

What a terrible day to be literate

[–] roserose56@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

8 year is more than enough, he can cut the cage any time lol.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 11 minutes ago

Or pick the lock. Super easy.

[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

He probably like:

  • New Fetish Unlocked
  • New Trauma Unlocked
[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 18 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 6 minutes ago

"My body is a MACHINE that turns TRAUMA into SEXUAL FETISHES!"

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 40 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

10 years ago, we need an update on how fucked up he is.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 46 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

He works for the Trump administration now.

[–] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 16 points 4 hours ago

Yeah, he is one of the doge kids

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 70 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

That's one way to learn lock picking I guess

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 29 points 5 hours ago

It is imperative that the cylinder not be damaged

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 34 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

...and what i have for you today, is...

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 28 points 6 hours ago

"Let's do that again to make sure that it wasn't a fluke..."

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 62 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (4 children)

My brain is fried. How sarcastic is this ?

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

It's a joke review

[–] scoobford@lemmy.zip 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Probably? While it's weird and gross enough to current sensibilities to be sarcasm, these devices were absolutely used to prevent masturbation for several decades in the US so...who the fuck knows...?

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

these devices were absolutely used to prevent masturbation for several decades in the U

...what? I thought it's a fetish thing exclusively.

[–] scoobford@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

Nope! Medical knowledge was very anti-masturbation for a long time. Devices like this, genital mutilation, and corn flakes (no, really) were all popularized in the US by Dr. Kellogg to prevent masturbation.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

This particular thing I dunno but we did some horrific shit and allowed other shit even if it wasn't super common.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 37 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

I am not sure this is sarcastic. I would not be surprised if this was a real product, used to abuse a child in the US. Americans are that kind of crazy.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago

Kind of Karen actually.

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 57 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I mean it's a real product.... But usually it's a different kind of mommy. Or daddy, I don't judge. I mean unless you're the actual parent, in which case I judge harshly.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Indeed. At least, the CPS should have a talk with that woman.

[–] ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 29 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (3 children)

The product is real, is a chastity lock and is a sex stuff, usually by dommes on her submissive partners.

And about the veracity of the review, I don’t know, I hope it is fake, but I remember reading many years ago a case were a woman was charged with child abuse for putting anal plugs on her son “to avoid the devil entering the child’s body through the anus”.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 25 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

You can tell the review is fake bc they didn't capitalize the words "The Lord".

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 hours ago

Also

[Review] by james schreiber

but also

...since his father left me...

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Not everyone in a cage has a domme

[–] ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

I didn’t said “everyone”.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 32 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 1 points 42 minutes ago

This. The gif is the entire video.

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 hours ago

I guess TikTok as the watermark says

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 17 points 7 hours ago

Date 2015. I hope you are free now. (Also fake)

[–] noride@lemm.ee 24 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Bet it barely even slows him down.

[–] passepartout@feddit.org 34 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Might as well give him a fetish over time.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 15 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Exactly! And what a great kink to have!

[–] Townlately@feddit.nl 19 points 8 hours ago

Health and beauty

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago

Lmao,you had me in the first 90%

Ewwwwwwwewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago