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I saw a guy carrying a stack of board games in my neighborhood today (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by toomanypancakes@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He must have been going to a party, he had catan, he had uno, and he had Scrabble way up at the top. His stack wasn't balanced very well though, and Scrabble fell, the box burst open, spilling tiles everywhere.

So I went up to him and asked, "what's the word on the street?"

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Too bad he didn't have a Ticket to Ride.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

weird to see that game mentioned. Just played that with the fam last weekend.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 10 points 6 days ago

Absolute banger of a game.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 12 points 6 days ago

He was taking a Risk.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 6 days ago

Wild story. Really Boggles the mind.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

If he was only better at Jenga...

[–] UniversalFlamingo@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

All those games. Dude had a Monopoly.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 5 days ago

Really feel Sorry for the guy

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's Life....

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Some people just don't have a Clue

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Bingo!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Help him pick things up or you'll be Sorry!

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Stacking them again must be quite the Operation.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

It sure is a Twister.