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[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Wouldn't be allowed here. 30 minute limit on the dinibg rooms. With purchase.

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Ah yes. Because we all know that dystopia is when dull burger.

[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Good thing they dont target children like in the past anymore tbh. The flag pole is dystopian af though

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

It should have been replaced by a 20mm turret.

Hold on there's a McDonalds I remember going to, and I'm trying to think if it was in Scotland or England, but we stopped off there and the fucking place looked near enough like a villain's lair.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I shudder to think what the 1908s and 1970s McDs looked like in the US.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 hours ago

A new McDonald’s commercial has a burger stolen and the character shouts β€œit’s the hamburger thief”

Cultural erasure

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Inside the top one, you can hear screams regularly going like this:

No, please no, I don't wanna fucking die! No! Please no, you fucking fucking bastards! AAAAAH, IT HURTS, IT FUCKING HURTS! AAAAAAAAAHHH, MY ARMS, MY FUCKING ARMS, YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It's this a picture of kids growing olderΒΏ?

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

You may have a future in marketing.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

So mean how dare you!

... But if you're hiring I'm relatively cheap and hard working if somewhat stupid

Lol

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

cheap

Oh you're not selling this

hard working

Lol, cuck

somewhat stupid

You're hired, starting at 300000k/yr.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 points 55 minutes ago
[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 19 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'd like to change the order of the meme

Me, too, but I wasn't about to chop the original meme and stitch it back together in a better order. If you do it for me, you can have all my imaginary internet points, though.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 14 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks! I might get a print. Those are cool.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

You have set me back financially by at least a month, but thank you.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

That is long enough for our plan

We will collapse the human empire by convincing the peasants within it to purchase art from artists until the economy becomes untirely imaginary (as all art is at least somewhat imaginary) and collapses.

CAWCAWCAWCAWCAW

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Long live the Crowvelution!

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 hours ago

That's SO Raven!

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