(apologies if this has been done before)
A system reboot would be wonderful now.
Let's hope we do better next time.
this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2025
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This thing needs a defrag, badly
We wont. This version has a memory leak which will continue to allow problems to build up over time.
When enough problems have leaked through, it will cause a buffer overflow, and all problems will be solved!
please do
please don't, I'm not ready to die, I'm still a virgin 😭🙏
Better luck next time
Better fuck next time
Universe is busy.
The universe is busy waiting for the user to lose virginity. You can wait and see if it disappear, or you can restart your universe.
yeah it ain't all great but I'm still having fun
God is out mowing the cosmic lawn and left the universe running unattended for a few thousand years.
Ew the universe is running Windows 95?
No it’s Windows ME, the universe just doesn’t have ACPI compatibility.
Are we really so worried about saving things that we needed a graceful shutdown? This feels more like a ‘flip the switch on the power strip’ kinda situation.
You don’t think there’s anything worth saving?
Anything not currently open should be fine, is reverting to a previous restore point an option?
Listening to #3 from Selected Ambient Works Volume II by Aphex Twin as I scrolled past this post, which I think really fits with this screen
Ah, Rhubarb
It is now safe to turn off your Birmingham.
That would be the day...