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This needs to be at all Amazon facilities that are trying to unionize
I think that's more "adult diaper-man"
All fun and games until you have a fender bender and soak the interior of your car and everything you're wearing in cold piss.
Yeah, this definitely needs a one-way valve.
Or hit a pothole. This wouldn't be a viable solution in the east and Midwest.
Amazon drivers just got a substantial upgrade from Bezos.
I thought it's some kind of ungodly bong at first. I mean it would be.
I was going to comment on how that wouldn't work as a bong, until I saw your comment.
Sure, just empty it out after the trip and you're set.
should put duct tape around the rim of the funnel
Are you saying you don't like shards of hard, sharp plastic rubbing against your scrotum?
Yes, that is what I'm saying
Mom was right: there are strange people on the internet.
That would hurt when you want to leave though. Like a strong bandaid.
I think you're visualising the proposal wrong. The duct tape is to provide cushioning. Stick it around the edge so half is stuck on the inside of the bottle and half outside. All the sticky bits are stuck to plastic. No glue is left open to make skin contact.
I stand by my fantasy.
Worst bong ever
The best bong is the one you have with you, same goes for the liquid inside it.
And if someone tailgates you, just throw it out like a red shell in Mario Kart
Yellow shell
As a woman, I've always been kinda jealous of a man's ability to just piss wherever, whenever. I mean, they do make these, but I've never used one because it kinda seems like you piss in there and it it'll just end up all over your entire yoni, which just sounds like a mess.
Don't let the patriarchy stop you. Assert your dominance and piss anywhere, anytime, even with your pants on.
Pee funnels are real!
Also hooped skirts! women historicaly having a squt on a pot entirely concealed by the skirt
That astronaut lady just wore a diaper.
Just like our presidents!
This OP device is clearly unpresidential.
Reports from trumps closest collaborators suggest he doesnt use those, at leastbnot good ones.
Odd way to defend taco, but ok.
Oh. No he absplutely should, just the constant shit smell. I thought diapers, like, made a seal or something? So i don't think he does.
It's very dangerous to everyone when the driver needs to turn around on their seat & face backwards whilst still driving.
fit a straw and turn it into a proto-stillsuit.
It's the ~~way~~ rule of the road.
It's another Lemmy Piss Post!
With enginuity like this it should be possible to make a water trap to keep the smell contained.
a nice smelling trip.
Sell this multi billion dollar idea to Amazon...
Living the dream life, I see
“Rest stops? Where we’re going we don’t need rest stops.”
That’s a big beautiful piss jug, the old man would be proud.
Can't stop won't stop.
Blurst Bong ..