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[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Games that require daily participation to make any sort of progress are a non-starter for me. I have other shit that's far more interesting than fake anime tiddies.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It is simultaneously an obnoxious speed bump that slows down my ability to binge when I've got free time and a needy attention drain when I'm absorbed in something else.

Truly the worst of both worlds.

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I've been playing Total Annihilation the last couple days. The 1997 game that you can still get on GOG for $5. I had it as a kid and played all the time.

My son has been wanting to play it with me, so I gave him a quick rundown on "skirmish" mode earlier tonight. He caught on pretty quick. It can get brutal though. Hopefully I can get the network muliplayer working so we can play together.

Worth every penny.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Ah, probably my favorite RTS.

I would say the biggest problem TA had was simply lag. Once you really get going with the volume of units - especially over a network - the loads on the system can get heavy. Basically, you get carried away having too much fun building some absurd army.

There's a new iteration of the franchise - Planetary Annihilation - that I've been meaning to check out as soon as I have some free time. Good reviews on Steam. Stick it on your list and wait for a sale, if the $30 price point bothers you. But I think it'll probably look a little nicer and run a little smoother.

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Once you really get going with the volume of units - especially over a network - the loads on the system can get heavy. Basically, you get carried away having too much fun building some absurd army.

I haven't really run into that recently... Though I imagine pretty much any x86 system made in the last 20 years or so should handle it fine. I remember getting to that point on my old PIII-powered Optiplex GX1, that was a fun time. Trying to build nukes, an army of assault kbots/vehicles, bombers, and construction bots, and trying to guide what remains of your previous armada to where you think the enemy is because they took out your long range radar units...

I do have the CDs in storage somewhere, too, I should dig those out and see if they play nice.

[–] JasSmith@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

I know I can easily get hooked on those so I just avoid them. Games should work around my life, not the other way around. That's why I'm heavily into single player games now. I can hit pause whenever I like.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Stop that, you're scaring him!!

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What is that? Never seen that before

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I don't know I think it's written in canadian though.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wake up

Play Roguetrader

Get bored after 4 hours

Read Ciaphus Cain fanfics

Forget to eat

Jackoff

Pass out

Wakeup and eat expired MRE

Play Hoi4

Go to sleep

This was annoying to write on my phone.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The Expired MREs are what make me curious!

You can get loose MRE elements from surplus places for cheap.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How does OP get money?

Or is OP Asmongold himself?

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 6 days ago

Asmondgold post on 4chan to express his true feelings about his life

[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 129 points 1 week ago (33 children)

Dude needs to stop playing predatory gacha games.

I don't understand people who WILLINGLY install that shit. They KNOW how they work and are monetized. And unlike gambling at a casino, there's zero chance of you being up money at any point.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I don’t understand people who WILLINGLY install that shit

The ads are everywhere and the games are often F2P - no barrier to download or install. Excellent for hooking younger kids, especially ones whose parents can't or won't give them access to the old fashioned games.

And unlike gambling at a casino, there’s zero chance of you being up money at any point.

Arguably the singular upside. You can coast in a Gacha game without losing a ton of money a lot longer than you'll last in Vegas.

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I think of them as "Gotcha!" games, cause their point is to trick you.

For forever I thought that was the correct spelling and the entire point

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[–] ech@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Addiction doesn't really care about this kind of logic.

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[–] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 78 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You could get a job, work less, and get paid for it...

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Still feels like shit

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 week ago

All work and no pay...

[–] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 48 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I think more masturbation would fix this.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 12 points 1 week ago

Yeah, only once per day? No wonder he's unhappy.

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[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I actually do know people who do this. Its pretty crazy to me. Like I game a decent amount, then feel bad that I wasted that time. So I do a bunch of projects and get out of the house to feel better. I guess these people don't have that need, which must be kind of nice!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

Time enjoyed is not time wasted. It's a different matter if you play games but don't actually feel like you're enjoying it, though.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Also card carrying ADHD but I believe in this quote (whoever originally said it).

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time

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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Let me introduce you to ADHD

He's a good friend or mine

Tap for spoilerAccording to him...

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe anon should get some better games

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[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Someone should shop in the new horse girl gacha game into this greentext.

Game better, nerd

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