BootyEnthusiast

I want to semi-adopt an opossum someday. I want to chill on the deck with him while eating bratwursts.

I clicked on the video and closed it like an idiot, thinking it was a real game.

Dude needs to stop playing predatory gacha games.

I don't understand people who WILLINGLY install that shit. They KNOW how they work and are monetized. And unlike gambling at a casino, there's zero chance of you being up money at any point.

E33 is less Mario RPG, and more Sekiro in all honesty. You're gonna have a bad time if you don't get your dodge or parry timings down.

That said, it's still a phenomenal game, and speccing into HP and defense early on trivializes a lot of the challenge until a certain point.

I didn’t fuck my cat. I didn’t cum on my cat. I didn’t put my dick anywhere near my cat. I’ve never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself I wasn’t going to make apology videos after last years thing so I’m just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.

BRO JOB BRO JOB

Boot Liquor became a MASSIVE source of family drama during a fishing tournament around 2008 or so.

We were tooting along in our boat, fishing the morning away when I decided to put Boot Liquor on.

Classics such as "I'm not drunk, I'm just drinking" and "If I ain't drunk, then I ain't drinking" were well received.

Then "Kiss You Down There" by Hackenshaw Boys came on, and my grandfather started to get VISIBLY angry about the content of the song. Him and my uncle started arguing about how it's just a silly song and that his 20 year old grandsons were perfectly fine listening to it.

Gramps was having none of it and flicked a cigarette butt at my uncle and all hell broke loose.

We lost 4 fishing rods during the scuffle, swallowed up by the merciless lake.

Anon needs to post dashcam footage

This didn't happen

Incredible

I'm just here for the perjury