It’s cause we’re all worthless and weak.
Now drop and give me 20
this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2025
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I am too weak. Can I do modified pushups?
You can still get a decent burn with wall push-ups.
Noted I'll keep that in mind for the future
Use your fingertips for an extra forearm workout.
I've lost so my fitness since COVID so I do them pushing off of my kitchen counter. Good way to work back into it
Is that PPLEDGE PPIN?!? ON YOUR UNIFORM!?!
Oh nice, Michael Ian Black. I was a big fan of him since Stella and I followed him on Instagram in like 2015 or so. He went live on Instagram one day when I happened to be scrolling, and when I clicked on it there were only like a hundred people watching. He was just sitting on his couch filming himself drinking wine.
He was super drunk and he was trying to talk about something political like the presidential election or something and then all the comments told him he was too drunk to be doing a live video and when he saw the comments he realized he was indeed way too drunk and he just stopped the video.
I was so stoked that I got to see it.
Sounds awesome
He's awesome in the US version of 'Have I Got News For You.' Him, Amber Ruffin, and Roy Wood Jr have a great relationship.
In fact, spines, spikes, glass shards, and coarse sand paper has been added while lube has been removed from the proverbial fucking over of anyone who's not a rich, white, and fascist cishet man.
They ended up taking it (all that money)
Counterpoint, a ton of people got together and figured out how to destroy / neuter the US Government. The result turned out to be worse, but clearly a lot of people took actionable efforts to enact their (horrible) beliefs.
Dee looks like a bird
Dee has been rather vocal about not taking it.
Unfortunately, the "we" part of that equation is a microscopic subset of the reasonable count of "[we]"
BOHICA!
Well, a lot of people simply killed themselves, and a good chunk of them will when certain changes come about.