I can fix.. wait, no, she’s perfect.
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It was almost at the other side, you bastard!
Aww. That poor chicken.
See you on the Other Side.
Is this it? Is this the answer?
Hmmmm... Suspicious amount of people caring about chickens in these comments
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The driver who killed the chicken is a shit stain and she will eventually kill someone. Imagine if that a child, elderly person or someone on a wheelchair.
I'm getting strong Marta vibes from arrested development with this one
Clearly didn't play Zelda