Bill gates gets an erection
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2025
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Aroused but not knowing why..
Bill Gates is on Epstein’s list just like Trump
Doesn't make me hate him less. What's your point?
A very small, floppy erection...
It boots into Windows 11 and rewrites the master boot record.
Nightmare material
Straight to jail.
Superman shows up. It's called the "Super" key for a reason. Please only use it in real emergencies, he's busy.
Just wait until you get a keyboard with the Claudepilot key. You'll be terrified.
It automaticlly sends all porn and nudes saved on your PC to your mom.
Good to know! I already forward those to her, so having a dedicated button will save me a lot of time
You and your mom have the same kinks? Wholesome 😊😊
The interdimensional cops get you
Defenestration.
Recursive read errors that let the magic smoke out of the box, without which the computer cannot function.
Instant death
I configured mine to handle all window-related actions. That's how I get around the blasphemy. 🙃
~~Also, I bought a laptop which has a different logo on that key.~~
I pulled all the Windows keys off my keyboards for a reason, I just can’t seem to remember it. Must have been bad enough to make me suppress that memory.
Instant BSOD!
you get to see windows and linux duking it out